Okay, I'll bite - for 71$ I want someone who looks exactly like Asami to pose naked with me ... O.O Geeze! I guess people with low self esteem or narcissism would do this ... but no one should define their worth by the 'large' amount of friends they have.
Are you forever alone? Don't worry! Come and buy a ton of hypocrite friends for only 8,000 yen ($71):
http://goboiano.com/japanese-company-offers-fake-friends-to-increase-your-social-media-popularity/
TheAnimeMan explains it all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW4L1sIcW-I