Bwahahahahaha!! . I had kids before I started reading yaoi so I can't use that as an excuse!! My husband asks me, " How can you read that stuff and not be horny all the time?" I just tell him it's not just about the sex. Hehe... Except when it is like when I'm in the mood and read Kamon Saeko or Zaria. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
"can a hot smutty yaoi manga make you pregnant?"
Oh, that is a good question.
Since you don´t know how children are made, I´ll tell you:
Many thousand years ago, when people were living in caves, men were going hunting. Since hunting is much work, they didn´t have much energy to make children. So the people were thinking about other solutions.
They made smut pictures in the caves, so the women could get pregnant on their own.
This tradition of making smut pictures is so great that people do this even today.
So how does this work?
In 1876 Dr. Eloel Doubleutief, a genius doctor living in Brainfart, discovered this mysterious process.
When people are reading smut, the brain sends signals to the body to get pregnant. But it is actually difficult to get pregnant. Because the body has so many nerves, the signal from the brain gets often lost and often reaches the ass.
But the body has still the producing order, so the ass produces a brown sausage-like thing. Since men doesn´t have the biological place, where children grow, men are only able to produce these brown sausage-like things.
If a woman and a man are reading smut at the same time and the woman gets pregnant, that means, that man is the father.
So you have to be careful when you are reading smut alone. Because then there is no father and you have to raise the child alone.
I hope I could help you :)
can a hot smutty yaoi manga make you pregnant? i got so wet many times tho