Your boyfriend is more fictional than my pet dragon.
Story is faker than your eyelashes.
This story is faker than my butt implants.
This story is faker than my mom's compliments.
Story is faker than your dad's vagina
It isn't people. It's anonymous.
Your imaginary boyfriend is so supportive. Tell him I said Hi! (▰˘◡˘▰)
Y'all chill
What if anonymous are fictional characters trying to communicate with hoomuns?!
Me: *Reading yaoi at 1 am*
Boyfriend: *Wakes up* ......why are you grinning like an idiot at your computer?
Me:.....shhhhhh go back to sleep honey.
Bf: You're reading gay porn in the middle of the night again aren't you?
Me: IT'S FLUFF. FLUFF OKAY THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.