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moan May 28, 2017 4:14 am

The Riddle Game Part 2! (last one bc I may annoy some people)
Anyways, hello, welcome to this late night game show and I'm your handsome, dazzling, dashing, charming, innocent, most beautiful creature on Mars, Mr/Ms/Apache Helicopter Moan!

ihavenotimetoexplainbutjustanswertheseandwinmoredeliciousediblecondoms:

1. I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

2. Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?

3. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

4. I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?

5. I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

BONUS: What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

mmm, I'm gonna like this.

Responses
    Kwysis May 28, 2017 4:18 am

    4. gum?

    moan May 28, 2017 4:19 am
    4. gum? Kwysis

    I was gonna ask you to be specific but meh. That works well I guess (:
    Gj! (⌒▽⌒)
    Have some edible condoms. They taste like tacos.

    Kwysis May 28, 2017 4:20 am

    2. firetruck

    Kwysis May 28, 2017 4:20 am
    I was gonna ask you to be specific but meh. That works well I guess (:Gj! (⌒▽⌒)Have some edible condoms. They taste like tacos. moan

    are condoms even edible ? lol

    moan May 28, 2017 4:20 am
    2. firetruck Kwysis

    Wao. You're on a roll!
    +2 points and +2 edible condoms.

    moan May 28, 2017 4:21 am
    are condoms even edible ? lol Kwysis

    in my dreams they are! mm, sweet goodness ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

    Nyan-chan May 28, 2017 4:26 am

    1. Popcorn

    laylay May 28, 2017 4:28 am

    3.) bow and arrow

    Night May 28, 2017 4:28 am

    I don't know if these are what you are looking for but...

    1. Popcorn

    2. Fire truck

    3. Arrow

    4. Candles

    5. Gloves

    Bonus: Idk

    moan May 28, 2017 4:31 am
    I don't know if these are what you are looking for but...1. Popcorn2. Fire truck3. Arrow4. Candles5. GlovesBonus: Idk Night

    1, 2, 3, and 5 are right!
    Wooo! You're are very good at riddles (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

    moan May 28, 2017 4:32 am
    3.) bow and arrow laylay

    Just an arrow! (;

    moan May 28, 2017 4:32 am
    1. Popcorn Nyan-chan

    Correct!

    Kwysis May 28, 2017 4:32 am

    belt (?)

    Night May 28, 2017 4:35 am
    1, 2, 3, and 5 are right!Wooo! You're are very good at riddles (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ moan

    So close!! (/TДT)/

    moan May 28, 2017 4:39 am
    belt (?) Kwysis

    For which question? hnn (⊙◡⊙ )

    Kwysis May 28, 2017 4:41 am
    For which question? hnn (⊙◡⊙ ) moan

    BONUS. *crosses fingers*

    tokidoki May 28, 2017 4:42 am

    1, Popcorn
    2, firetruck
    3, arrow
    4, gum
    5, raincoat

    Seven May 28, 2017 4:42 am

    4. Bubble gum? ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    moan May 28, 2017 4:44 am
    BONUS. *crosses fingers* Kwysis

    correcto!

    moan May 28, 2017 4:45 am
    1, Popcorn2, firetruck3, arrow4, gum5, raincoat tokidoki

    4/5!
    Gjgj (: