You made my day~ (▰˘◡˘▰)
This reminded me back when I was a kid and we bought lost of cupcakes from this renowned pastry store and when we got home I excitedly open one of the boxes and chose the one with almond on top because I love almonds and basically any types of nut. Only to discover that the almond has legs attached to it. I showed it to my granda to ask what it was and she immediately swatted it away from my hand.
It was a cockroach.
MOTHER FUCKER I JUST SAW A GIANT ASS SPIDER CRAWL UP MY THIGH,, IM READY TO STAB IT AND THEN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
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but actually though remember when I said I bought a knife cause I was angry- IM READY TO STAB THAT BITCH