Guys, i'm sad I dropped my pizza on the floor.

The pizza has fucking feelings, you moron
I'll comfort you.

That's the saddest thing I've heard today. You have my condolence. Rip pizza, you'll be forever remembered~ :'v

Don't you dare.

Comfort me, human

You don't know how sad it is. It's literally the saddest thing that has happened to me today, and it was the last slice. (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

*pat, pat, slurp, suck, fart*

thx bb

omg! i thought you dropped the entire pizza, be glad it was just a slice!

The rest is inside my body. ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

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OMG! Are you okay? My condolences to you...

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I'm currently in a state of shock. Nothing worse, though. (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

That's so sad(⑉꒦^꒦⑉). But like what kind of pizza was it tho. Im curiously hungry to know. And also did u still eat it,like did it fall on like a plain floor, a rug , or was the floor really dirty cause if it wasnt ill still eat it.

Mozarella.
Ofc I still ate it, the floor was totally clean. I think.
It didn't fall on the side that was covered in cheese! (⌒▽⌒)

(゜-゜) WATヽ( ▮ )ﾉ!!! u crazy boi and u dropped dat .( i like all pizza instead spicy stuff so yh ) how much it cost tho.(ΦωΦ)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! T__T
R.I.P. Pizza-kun.

I like spicy stuff, it's the best. ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
I have no idea since a friend paid for it.

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I pretend to drop the pizza on the floor accidentally so that my dog can have it. I'm gonna be hated.

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