great and funny

*squeaky voice* manga: '(●'◡'●)ﾉ don't worry, i'll be here when you com back so you can read me -think of Nagai while you're away so he won't be lonely '... NOW GOT TO SCHOOL, KID ~'or else?' *back to squeaky voice*

*come ~LOL :'))

You just sent that poor kid cold turkey to school, didn't you? Without batting an eyelash, even.
Have a cookie (▰˘◡˘▰)
*cough* gj *cough*

Don't spoil the children... if you do, it's gonna come back to bite you: ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ... Σ( ￣□￣||)...(╯°Д °)╯╧╧... Σ(っ°Д °;)っ..."(￣∇￣") 'heh brat, you missed' like that lol

Just look out for grudges, you know?
Last year I had to accompany kid no.2 to the dentists, 'cause one side of his face was considerably swelling which was due to an inflammation of a dental root. So the dentist had to take up his scalpel and open up no.2's gums.... (Let's just say people in the dentist's parking lot hurried back in their cars...)
Needless to say, that my son wasn't really happy about this turn of events nor my refusal to postpone the whole ordeal.
So afterwards my son smiled brightly-sweetly-although-bloody at the dentist and talked with his "I'm so CUTE!"-voice:
"Doc, do you know?"
And the doc was caught: "What my son?"
"Mom's got cavities, too! Don't you need to look at that?"
...
(⊙…⊙ )>>>>(￣∇￣")>>>>>>Σ( ￣□￣||)

Bwahahaha X,D smart boy! I like him -'kukukuku come mommy, it wont hoorta bit' *Russian accent* ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Yeah well, as an parent, (supposedly) a role model and as an adult with pride you can't just duck out of that one if you're expecting him to obediently endure the next dental-care-appointment as well.
So I honestly couldn't decide if I should praise or strangle him.
He and his brother - those two are gonna make me go bald (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
Still, you should consider yourself warned if you get those kind of responses from an 8-year-old... I can see puberty lurking around the corner, already smirking Σ( ￣□￣||)

are they the Gemini duo? fufufu we tend to... WANT to share our pain as much as our love brace yourself, when they hit puberty (￣∇￣") er hehe (want me to put my mom on the other line?)... but i believe you're doing -and will continue doing- a great job -hang in there and enjoy "peace" while it lasts ('don't strangle me just yet mommy! -i'm just getting started' LOL)

Yes yes, the gemini-duo... with the bothersome tendency since their kindergarten-days to (just for kicks) compete and fight for the same things, even though their characters are completely different.
Ah well, I already decided my strategy beforehand the rest will sort itself on the get-go. (I've got two little "presents" for our collective endeavour into puberty: sanitary pads and chocolate for them, liquer for me - and yes, I know they're boys, I'm just applying my own experiences ...)
And for the finishing stroke: "Remember, sweethearts, I'm in charge of ALL YOUR EMBARRASSING PICS since day one." (●￣(ｴ)￣●)

*evil villain laugh*

OH! embarrassing pictures... day one... that's a killer move! you got them by the ~!! ahem (i had to go through old albums to get rid of 'em old embarrassing blasphemies -gloves, flashlight, a la Mission Impossible) i'm thankful for having been born in an analog generation :D!! (sanitary pads and chocolate LOL :''D they're gonna spit on them and hand them back to you haha)

Oh no worries, I'll wrap them up nicely and pack them into their schoolbags. (That's what you get for 2 years of sleeping 2 hours tops... of course they woke up at night in turns. What else. Or sneezing while you're feeding them mashed carrots [it was an explosion! though: just as my husband started to laugh at my dumbfounded-carrot-covered face, kid no1 sneezed, too - justice prevails!])
It's settled either way... I'm destined to be the big-bag-punchingball, and I'm ready for it - fight me, you'll learn for life ヾ(☆▽☆)

whoa... respect! note to self: never piss @Morcheeba off (￣∇￣''') hahaha *nervous laughing*

Oh I'm not scary. Most of the time. (▰˘◡˘▰)
Nobody at 5 f and 12 inches is really scary. *ponders*
But my husband once stated that I've got a scary presence for dwarf once I'm pissed #－.－)

well... my mom is scary at two miles away -after me eating the condensed milk she was saving for baking (although she thought she hid it... but hiding stuff from me it's like screaming for me to find it LOL). but it's all good -i just have to bring back pistachios and chocolate with almonds after work and she'll be good as new (she'll give me a punch or two -if she actually catches me- and it'll be the end of it :D). i'm glad she is not as creative as you when it comes to 'divine punishment' ╮(￣▽￣)╭

bwahahaaaaa... I finally back for this manga and found my thread full of you MOI?... you have to create an acoount so i can follow you, you know xD It's fun to talk to you... (づ￣ ³￣)づ

Oh my God.. what was that.. bwahahahaaaaa ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ

"If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and start throwing chocolate at her."

(Though I have to admit, that one time my husband tried this advice I was about ready to commit murder. I was all ready to spit fire and acid and this dork has the nerve to throw a bar of chocolate from behind the couch. So I can't guarantee that this really works...)

Yeah, well...sorry about that, we had to fill the waiting time with ... 'something' ╮(￣▽￣)╭

finally! @Morcheeba and me already cracked open the beers, rum, sake (you name it) and snacks LOL but you can't join on it if you're underage nuh-uh "（￣へ￣）but come, we'll tell you about old stories while under a kotatsu ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

no problem.. i enjoy both of your conversation even though i hardly able to catch up... fufufuuuu... ლ(´ڡ`ლ)