moan
July 23, 2017 10:31 pm

I don't why I'm trying to kill myself by reading cringy shoujo SMUT. Ahhh, I thought I could see sum dicks.. but nope. they have none in the fridge ;n; even if they do show sum, they cannot defeat demm' slick dicks in yaoi versus shoujo dicks (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
now i wonder why they never reveal it. is it bc it's undeveloped and tiny? heeeeeh~

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  • Anonymous July 23, 2017 11:11 pm

    And that's why we stick to yaoi lol

moan
July 14, 2017 12:31 am

-this person posts too much-
http://i.imgur.com/YSUYJKN.png
I'm a loner. Anyone want to join?

Link to the site: http://www.guessasketch.com/play/
Room Name: Lick my yaoi
Pass: havemyporn

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  • Anonymous July 14, 2017 12:37 am

    Sorry but the post under your pic was more interesting > Bus driver falls asleep at the wheel..



    Why are you so alone? :(

  • Anonymous July 14, 2017 1:36 am

    I will have your porn. Then I shall leave.

  • Vincent
    July 14, 2017 2:12 am

    *Spends an hour trying to figure out how it works*

  • moan
    July 14, 2017 4:12 am
    *Spends an hour trying to figure out how it works* Vincent

    IT'S SOOO STRAIGHTFORWARD.
    WHY DON'T YOU GET SUCH A SIMPLE CONCEPT?
    Do you really want me to spoon-feed-you every time?! /sigh
    Your brain is equivalent to a plastic dildo /s

    1. penetrate the site
    2. come up with a nickname
    3. once your done with that, click 'room'
    4. there is a selection of rooms
    5. but one of them is named 'Lick my yaoi' which so happens to be me, the fucking.. coolest HOST on this living planet.
    6. click on it.
    7. enter pass: havemyporn
    8. and boom! you meet your sugar-daddy 6;

  • Vincent
    July 14, 2017 4:15 am
    IT'S SOOO STRAIGHTFORWARD.WHY DON'T YOU GET SUCH A SIMPLE CONCEPT?Do you really want me to spoon-feed-you every time?! /sighYour brain is equivalent to a plastic dildo /s1. penetrate the site2. come up with a n... moan

    But.. here's the thing, I don't see a room saying "Lick my yaoi"

  • moan
    July 14, 2017 4:16 am
    But.. here's the thing, I don't see a room saying "Lick my yaoi" Vincent

    oh bc i didn't create it yet..
    oups. brb~ ;) teehee~

  • Vincent
    July 14, 2017 4:16 am
    oh bc i didn't create it yet..oups. brb~ ;) teehee~ moan

    *smacks head*

  • moan
    July 14, 2017 4:19 am
    *smacks head* Vincent

    ouch! how many times do i have to keep repeating myself?
    /sigh k, it ish created!
    I WANNA INVITE KUMA CHAAAN~

moan
July 13, 2017 11:56 pm

This is my first time going on a search for a BL manga lol! ( ̄∇ ̄")
K' so it's about this uke who is short and in love with his childhood friend. He somehow incidentally bumped into the guy (which was his crush) and.. walked all the way to his apartment. The seme wears glasses and lives with these 2 other people. I believe the first dude is a model (and ALSO likes the seme but plays with the uke at the same time (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜) and the second dude is the uke's future boyfriend (coz' the uke developed feelings for him). OH AND, the glasses-seme also played with the model-dude because he was really desperate for his love and kept bugging him in why he doesn't love him back. When the glasses-seme found out that the uke (who apparently fallen in love him with him too) was going out with the second dude, he was furious; BUT he said he will never give up on him until the uke falls for him. That's all I know! Thank in advance~ ;>

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moan
July 13, 2017 6:36 pm

God, I hate going to the dental clinic. MY BREATHE SMELLS LIKE SHIT. They put metals, tools and a wide mouth opener thing (expands your mouth for blowjobs) but I still dislike going to the dentist #-.-)
the lady was super oddly kind and I had to stare at this guys bushy nose hair for 10 minutes straight. The sacrifices we have to do for our teeths.

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  • MyHaremOfMangaHusbands
    July 13, 2017 6:47 pm

    Don't worry honey one day when you get a boyfriend you will be happy for those mouth stretchings (⌒▽⌒)

  • Jaz July 13, 2017 7:08 pm

    The only thing I hate about dentists is that they're always trying to take my nonexistent money. Last time I went I was told I needed some premium braces, wisdom teeth removed, and some other unnecessary procedures. The cost would be about $3000 and my insurance wouldn't cover a dime of it. Idk how they'd expect an unemployed student to pay for that (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜

  • Vincent
    July 13, 2017 7:49 pm

    I'm with you on that one. The last time I went to the dentist I had to get a very tiny cavity filled. The lady was very nice, we joked about a lot of things and talked about books/movies and stuff. Although the guy was expressionless but he had a very joyful voice (He seriously freaked me out)
    They had to stick a needle in my gums for almost a minute, luckily I didn't feel it ( ̄∇ ̄")
    The lady had to stick a little foil slip into my mouth and it kept getting pushed into my lip, it caused my lip to bleed and it left a small cut on my lip for a few weeks. So that was the highlight of my dental appointment..

  • Ducks are Nice
    July 13, 2017 8:10 pm

    I actually like going to my bi-annual checkups. My dentist is nice and the procedures are very calming for some reason. I end up falling asleep sometimes. But when I'm not asleep I look up at the ceiling and think about this BL: http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/haisha_nante_kirai_da/.

  • MyHaremOfMangaHusbands
    July 13, 2017 8:45 pm

    I'm gonna have to get all my front teeth removed because they didn't grow properly and replace them with ceramic ones T~T

  • Anonymous July 13, 2017 9:15 pm

    ur breath....sorry if i offend u with this question (ive known a lot of people with bad breath and never had the guts to ask so i'll ask u) but is it possible to make ur breath better?? does brushing ur teeth and tongue twice a day, morning and night (or extras in between if u do) help with maintaining ur breath at a lowkey? have u tried other ways to make it better?? personally i think everyone has a breath, and it varies between good & bad, but from what u siad, it seems urs is extreme.

  • Anonymous July 13, 2017 9:37 pm
    ur breath....sorry if i offend u with this question (ive known a lot of people with bad breath and never had the guts to ask so i'll ask u) but is it possible to make ur breath better?? does brushing ur teeth a... @Anonymous

    Soooo what I know about bad breath (not every case, but to the people who do brush their teeth regularly): Some people easily develop sulphur compunds. It does not matter how often you brush your teeth. There are special mouth rinse or gels etc which you have to get from the pharmacy

  • Anonymous July 13, 2017 10:22 pm

    Al I remember is this particular song.
    Mouth wide open, Mouth wide open
    Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist.

  • MyHaremOfMangaHusbands
    July 14, 2017 6:06 am
    Al I remember is this particular song.Mouth wide open, Mouth wide openMouth wide open like I was at the dentist. @Anonymous

    Ah yes that was truly an ................. Interesting song.

moan
July 9, 2017 7:33 pm

How do you handle people who are persistent? Y'know when your neighbors or random people knocking at your door and persist you to buy their shit but don't feel like spending your dimes on them. Hey? I'm up for charity and donation but offering me your product is a lost bet. So, please tell me what is the best possible way from people never setting their foot near my house ever again, child~
(人*´Å`)

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  • Anonymous July 9, 2017 7:55 pm

    Just say u are broke and ask them to help u also say u are supposed to go to court next week
    Btw consequences ..........

  • Anonymous July 9, 2017 8:04 pm

    ME, Well I just ignore any and all that come knocking on my door. If a friend is going to stop by they text me first and then i leave the door unlocked for them to get in. I also dont answer my phone unless it is members of my family. I keep my interactions with real people limited, not saying it is healthy, just less bothersome!

  • Anonymous July 9, 2017 8:14 pm
    ME, Well I just ignore any and all that come knocking on my door. If a friend is going to stop by they text me first and then i leave the door unlocked for them to get in. I also dont answer my phone unless it ... @Anonymous

    Same anon

    Or you could print out a fake survey that questions how a person feels about pedophilia, and when they come knocking asking you to buy something just ask them to fill it out while you look for your money. Put some really awkward and personal questions on it

  • Nonni July 9, 2017 8:16 pm

    Tell them you gave at the office?
    Seriously, just tell them that you can't afford whatever they are selling, it is not in your budget.

  • tokidoki
    July 9, 2017 8:29 pm

    Say "Sure! If you buy my ... (insert some random item you want to get rid of) for ... (insert price above the amount they are asking you to spend)"
    Watch them flea... like ticks in a flea bath

  • pRAk
    July 9, 2017 8:40 pm

    The first anon (just say you're broke), Nonni and @tokidoki suggestions are the best.


    Still, here are a few more:

    There's a way that I saw on the internet some time ago, my friend and I tried it on those annoying religious/charity people on streets and it worked. It was simple: just say you are a Jeovah witness (I think that's how they're called in english) - they're also known to be very annoying trying to convert others to their faith, even if in truth the're not all like that.


    º Just say you're not interested and they should leave or you'll call the cops for trespassing (this is also extreme, so save it for the ones that just don't give up no matter what, it can also depend on the laws of each country).

    º If you're dressed decently, just say you were about to leave and don't have the time. Say there's an emergency if you really have to. Leave for a bit, take a walk or drive for a bit or something and go back (this depends on how safe your area is).

    Now for the ones that I leave more in a joking manner - please don't take them seriously:
    º You can keep a mask near your door. If you see they're going to be annoying, then put it on and fake being sick. you can also sprinkle a little water on your face to fake sweat, or put a blanket on your shoulders (if you're wearing a mask it will give the image of a serious/contagious illness and they should leave)
    º If it's not a neighbour, you can start crying and saying that you just got some bad news / your pet died (/ anything bad and believable that could make you cry). Those people don't really feel like putting up with a crying person that won't buy them anything and just make them waste time, they don't want to stick around and comfort anyone.

    WARNING
    All these aren't nice and should only be done if the other party is really persistent.
    You should always try a simple 'no, thank you, I'm not interested. have a nice day'. Most people understand and leave.
    (the warning is more for other people. it's not for you since you specifically asked about persistent people)

  • SilverFox
    July 9, 2017 10:14 pm

    have a "no soliciting" sign on your front door.

  • sandy
    July 10, 2017 4:24 am

    You have to make them feel that they've got no reason to come back, to them you're a potential buyer ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭.. Like the comment above place the no soliciting sign. If you're living with parents ask them to talk to the neighbor on this.. else we can get a little creative ;) being a weirdo is the best way out if you don't wanna be rude or give it to them straight that you ain't buying stuff..

    Next time if they try sell food say your colon has become sensitive so can't buy randomly and hold your stomach for special effects -- bonus points if you start pouring out a shitty story that makes them regret coming by, for topical products say that you're into a new picky health conscious lifestyle and go off on a tangent about chemical ingredients -- basically make sure to get them to feel you're wasting their time lol.. no matter what they sell if you can counter that with a problem you have/see+random issues in the world I'm sure they'd feel you're a waste of time and stop bothering and onto other unfortunate customers ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

moan
July 6, 2017 11:14 pm

Bored.
Recommend a manga/manwha/manhua/comic/etc from any range of genre except..

-> hentai, ecchi, shouta, bara (= n =)凸
-> pulling out a boku no pico shit. tyvm but ntyvm.

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  • Unoriginal Artist
    July 6, 2017 11:16 pm

    My fav is what lies at the end, if you haven't read it yet?

  • moan
    July 6, 2017 11:24 pm
    My fav is what lies at the end, if you haven't read it yet? Unoriginal Artist

    read it. then gave up bc again, too lazy reading new chapters.
    i like my manga/manwha/manhua/comic/etc completed.

  • Mesperi
    July 6, 2017 11:27 pm

    boku no- ........................................................................










    Shiru Anata no Hanashi

  • Anonymous July 6, 2017 11:28 pm

    http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/i_am_a_hero/ this is good ヾ(☆▽☆)

  • dragonlady July 6, 2017 11:29 pm

    Noblesse chapter count may intimidate you but it's worth to read.

  • moan
    July 6, 2017 11:39 pm
    Noblesse chapter count may intimidate you but it's worth to read. dragonlady

    ahaha, I read noblesse upto 400 chapters few months ago then came back and read around 430 then decided that i should give up (same excuse as the other reply)
    i really wonder when noblesse will be completed.

  • dragonlady July 6, 2017 11:48 pm
    ahaha, I read noblesse upto 400 chapters few months ago then came back and read around 430 then decided that i should give up (same excuse as the other reply)i really wonder when noblesse will be completed. moan

    I wonder that too. Lookism is one of my faves as well, somehow I find Sakamoto-kun's humor similar to it. It's not that long and completed.

  • tokidoki
    July 6, 2017 11:58 pm
    ahaha, I read noblesse upto 400 chapters few months ago then came back and read around 430 then decided that i should give up (same excuse as the other reply)i really wonder when noblesse will be completed. moan

    Black Haze? Hakkenden? Adekan? Vassalord?

  • mlo July 7, 2017 12:05 am

    eternal sabbath

  • ... July 7, 2017 12:09 am

    Read all these...you can them there or here...your chose, also there is several pages of them

    http://mangafox.me/directory/webtoons/

  • moan
    July 7, 2017 12:10 am
    Black Haze? Hakkenden? Adekan? Vassalord? tokidoki

    Thinking if I should continue reading Black Haze or just wait.
    I was at chap. 172 but seeing as they only have 47 chaps isn't enough for me to keep me at my toes because i would pretty much read all that in one day -__-
    Adekan? Read.. then idk what happened after that?.. (i kinda.. left)
    Hakkenden? OH.. looks interesting! Pretty boys and probs op mc?! *puts that into my waiting list*
    Vassalord? Sorry, but not interested :L
    Thanks for the recommendations! I'll have to watch/read Hakkenden pretty soon xD

  • Anonymous July 7, 2017 12:11 am

    haru no noroi

  • ... July 7, 2017 12:13 am

    Here is a list and pages of webtoons...read them there or here if u want.....hope it helps? (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    http://mangafox.me/directory/webtoons/

  • moan
    July 7, 2017 12:13 am
    I wonder that too. Lookism is one of my faves as well, somehow I find Sakamoto-kun's humor similar to it. It's not that long and completed. dragonlady

    Yus, a Lookism fan! <3
    You should watch Hanada-kun, it has similar aspects to Sakamoto-kun! Pretty hilarious~

  • moan
    July 7, 2017 12:15 am
    haru no noroi @Anonymous

    Read it. It's soo fucking good compared to other Josei/romance mangas.
    I think I should go back to it :)

  • ... July 7, 2017 12:21 am
    Here is a list and pages of webtoons...read them there or here if u want.....hope it helps? (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づhttp://mangafox.me/directory/webtoons/ @...

    I accidently posted it 2 times because i didnt see the xomment show up ┗( T﹏T )┛ im so sorry

  • tokidoki
    July 7, 2017 12:23 am
    Thinking if I should continue reading Black Haze or just wait.I was at chap. 172 but seeing as they only have 47 chaps isn't enough for me to keep me at my toes because i would pretty much read all that in one ... moan

    Hakkenden has a super anime (find on 9Anime)
    How about D. Gray Man? or Genwaku no Kodou

  • moan
    July 7, 2017 12:26 am
    Here is a list and pages of webtoons...read them there or here if u want.....hope it helps? (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づhttp://mangafox.me/directory/webtoons/ @...

    The Gamer - read halfway then got bored.
    Moonlight Sculptor - gave up (forgot which chap im on)
    Tower of God - gave up (same excuse)
    The God of Highschool - mm.. gave up (the mc is h0t but not hot enough to continue)
    Dice - NOPE. I dislike the plot.
    Gosu - Haven't read it but should
    Red Storm - ayyyy, that's good too but gave up
    The Scholar's Reincarnation - forgot the plot
    Killing Stalking - gave up.
    Trinity Wonder - GIVE mE THE BREAKER SEASON 3 (╬ ̄皿 ̄)凸 (but this one's good too)
    Greatest Outcast - gave up.
    Mujang - will continue
    Marchen - gave up.. -__-
    Builder - wasn't interested.
    Extreme Hell Private School - wasn't interested.
    Lilth's Cord - don't remember.
    Crepuscle - gave up/likely never coming back to this one
    Ability - completed? oh. still not coming back.
    Soul Cartel - good shit. 10/10
    Abide in the Wind - wasn't interested. heard the guy was yandere or something?
    Wind Breaker - should read it but not interested in certain sports.
    City of Dead - don't remember.
    OTHERS - read half/gave up half/wasn't interested half.

  • Anonymous July 7, 2017 12:28 am

    Niehime to Kemono no Ou
    Kainushi wa akuma
    Boku to Kimi no Taisetsu na Hanashi

  • moan
    July 7, 2017 12:34 am
    Hakkenden has a super anime (find on 9Anime)How about D. Gray Man? or Genwaku no Kodou tokidoki

    AHHH, D. GRAY MAN IS THE BEST! <3
    Lavi, Allen, Krowly, Lenalee?, TYYKII ^3^, the 4-eyed professor! I miss my bbys (▰˘◡˘▰)
    I watched S1 but I only watched 4 episodes of S2 (Because of the darn manga; i don't have the patience to wait for the next episode)
    Genwaku no Kodou is gooood but I don't know which chapter I was on. Should I continue? Mmm. Decisions.. decisions.. decisions.

  • pandaaAAAHH
    July 7, 2017 12:51 am

    rookies - baseball, delinquents
    uchuu kyoudai - space, brothers
    hikaru no go - tournament, friends
    monster - doctors, psychopaths
    claymore - bad ass female warriors, bitch ass female warriors
    uzumaki - weird shit, junji ito
    x (1999) - tons of homo eroticism, death
    mushishi - hours of enjoyment, peace of mind
    mob psycho 100 - smol, psychics

  • tokidoki
    July 7, 2017 1:14 am
    AHHH, D. GRAY MAN IS THE BEST! <3Lavi, Allen, Krowly, Lenalee?, TYYKII ^3^, the 4-eyed professor! I miss my bbys (▰˘◡˘▰)I watched S1 but I only watched 4 episodes of S2 (Because of the darn manga; i ... moan

    Start from scratch ...

  • Honey-senpai July 7, 2017 2:52 am

    S.I.D., Catharsis, Skip Beat, Athena Complex, Under Prin, My Dear Cold Blooded King, Red River, Shokugeki no Souma, Magi, Kuroko no Basuke, Warehouse, A Man Like You, Raising a Bat, 19 Days, and Kuroshitsuji.

moan
July 1, 2017 4:24 am
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  • Mesperi
    July 1, 2017 4:56 am

    we live similar lives

  • Anonymous July 1, 2017 5:10 am

    quack

  • We see Boobs in the Horizon July 1, 2017 6:40 am

    ...
    Don't hate me but...
    I laughed at your life.
    Uh, free hug for you.
    (Hug)

  • Ivy Knight
    July 2, 2017 1:07 am

    BOY, I dont even know why I watched that...
    Sry, but I guess your life sucks, huh

  • moan
    July 2, 2017 1:48 am
    BOY, I dont even know why I watched that...Sry, but I guess your life sucks, huh Ivy Knight

    you guys don't have to put it that why ╥﹏╥
    *hides under a box*

  • Ivy Knight
    July 2, 2017 3:38 am
    you guys don't have to put it that why ╥﹏╥*hides under a box* moan

    Hahah! Lol!
    I don't even know if you're joking ╮(≧∀≦)╭

  • Vincent
    July 2, 2017 1:18 pm

    I can only relate to the "I'm gay" parts of the video~.. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

moan
June 30, 2017 11:00 pm

Give me a 3P Boku no Hero Academia dj/fanfic, pls.
Also - Midoriya HAS to be the uke and both Bakugou&Todoroki HAS to be the seme.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/86/35/35/863535cf6cb2e47eceb2ad7a1d3a6c79--my-hero-academia-buko-no-hero-academia-yaoi.jpg

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moan
June 27, 2017 4:47 am

not bragging or whatever you're assuming but:
http://imgur.com/a/6IHWS


> no they are not updates from mangas.
> they are messages.
how do you like me now? :^)))

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  • Kuma-Chan!
    June 27, 2017 5:42 am

    I want to fight you

  • moan
    June 27, 2017 5:53 am
    I want to fight you Kuma-Chan!

    pedo-chan, you still love me right? ;^^^^)

  • moan
    June 27, 2017 5:53 am
    pedo-chan, you still love me right? ;^^^^) moan

    oh and i prefer cuddling <33

  • Kuma-Chan!
    June 27, 2017 6:01 am
    oh and i prefer cuddling <33 moan

    God dammit why does my heart melt so easy.. I'll slap you with my teddy bear

  • Challenged
    June 27, 2017 6:27 am

    What in the.....I just.......*unintelligible gurgling and gasping noises*.......HOW?!?!?! (⊙…⊙ )
    I mean holy crap-oly dude. I don't know if I should be impressing or just plain horrified. I'm just going to say this feeling is whelmed. You have overwhelmed me. ( ̄へ ̄)

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