moan
May 28, 2017 4:14 am

The Riddle Game Part 2! (last one bc I may annoy some people)
Anyways, hello, welcome to this late night game show and I'm your handsome, dazzling, dashing, charming, innocent, most beautiful creature on Mars, Mr/Ms/Apache Helicopter Moan!

ihavenotimetoexplainbutjustanswertheseandwinmoredeliciousediblecondoms:

1. I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

2. Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?

3. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

4. I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?

5. I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

BONUS: What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

mmm, I'm gonna like this.

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  • Kwysis
    May 28, 2017 4:18 am

    4. gum?

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:19 am
    4. gum? Kwysis

    I was gonna ask you to be specific but meh. That works well I guess (:
    Gj! (⌒▽⌒)
    Have some edible condoms. They taste like tacos.

  • Kwysis
    May 28, 2017 4:20 am

    2. firetruck

  • Kwysis
    May 28, 2017 4:20 am
    I was gonna ask you to be specific but meh. That works well I guess (:Gj! (⌒▽⌒)Have some edible condoms. They taste like tacos. moan

    are condoms even edible ? lol

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:20 am
    2. firetruck Kwysis

    Wao. You're on a roll!
    +2 points and +2 edible condoms.

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:21 am
    are condoms even edible ? lol Kwysis

    in my dreams they are! mm, sweet goodness ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

  • Nyan-chan May 28, 2017 4:26 am

    1. Popcorn

  • laylay
    May 28, 2017 4:28 am

    3.) bow and arrow

  • Night
    May 28, 2017 4:28 am

    I don't know if these are what you are looking for but...

    1. Popcorn

    2. Fire truck

    3. Arrow

    4. Candles

    5. Gloves

    Bonus: Idk

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:31 am
    I don't know if these are what you are looking for but...1. Popcorn2. Fire truck3. Arrow4. Candles5. GlovesBonus: Idk Night

    1, 2, 3, and 5 are right!
    Wooo! You're are very good at riddles (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:32 am
    3.) bow and arrow laylay

    Just an arrow! (;

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:32 am
    1. Popcorn Nyan-chan

    Correct!

  • Kwysis
    May 28, 2017 4:32 am

    belt (?)

  • Night
    May 28, 2017 4:35 am
    1, 2, 3, and 5 are right!Wooo! You're are very good at riddles (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ moan

    So close!! (/TДT)/

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:39 am
    belt (?) Kwysis

    For which question? hnn (⊙◡⊙ )

  • Kwysis
    May 28, 2017 4:41 am
    For which question? hnn (⊙◡⊙ ) moan

    BONUS. *crosses fingers*

  • tokidoki
    May 28, 2017 4:42 am

    1, Popcorn
    2, firetruck
    3, arrow
    4, gum
    5, raincoat

  • Seven May 28, 2017 4:42 am

    4. Bubble gum? ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:44 am
    BONUS. *crosses fingers* Kwysis

    correcto!

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:45 am
    1, Popcorn2, firetruck3, arrow4, gum5, raincoat tokidoki

    4/5!
    Gjgj (:

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 4:45 am
    4. Bubble gum? ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ Seven

    Correcto!

  • Naha May 28, 2017 4:46 am

    BONUS: A seatbelt? Like from a car

  • Anonymous May 28, 2017 4:49 am

    1. Porn
    2. Fuck
    3. Pussy
    4. Dick
    5. Asshole
    Please don't hate me. I answered with full honesty.

  • tokidoki
    May 28, 2017 4:50 am
    4/5!Gjgj (: moan

    Ah, forgot the bonus - seatbelt ...

  • Coconut4U
    May 28, 2017 4:53 am

    1.Popcorn (or porn)
    2.Firetruck (or fuck)
    3. Arrow (or penis)
    4.Clarinet? (or penis)
    5. Gloves/Armor? (condom)

  • Coconut4U
    May 28, 2017 4:54 am

    Bonus: Bra

  • Seven May 28, 2017 4:54 am
    Correcto! moan

    I came pretty late. Sadness (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 5:01 am
    1.Popcorn (or porn)2.Firetruck (or fuck)3. Arrow (or penis)4.Clarinet? (or penis)5. Gloves/Armor? (condom) Coconut4U

    numero 4 is bubble gum! The rest are correct! (:

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 5:02 am
    Bonus: Bra Coconut4U

    Wrong bruh! You tried x)

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 5:02 am
    Ah, forgot the bonus - seatbelt ... tokidoki

    Ahmaazing! You did come pretty late but that's okay! ;D

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 5:03 am
    BONUS: A seatbelt? Like from a car Naha

    Yuas! *smacks condoms at you*

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 5:03 am
    1. Porn2. Fuck3. Pussy4. Dick5. AssholePlease don't hate me. I answered with full honesty. @Anonymous

    Ahaaha, we both have similar minds.

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 5:06 am
    I came pretty late. Sadness (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 Seven

    it's okay! I still got some edible condoms left in my basement! Eat them when you're hungry son *pats back*

  • Jaz May 28, 2017 5:09 am

    Oh gosh I suck at these. Couldn't even guess one right.

  • tokidoki
    May 28, 2017 5:28 am
    Ahmaazing! You did come pretty late but that's okay! ;D moan

    Technical difficulties LOL - my modem went offline, so I did not see the other answers. just realized I forgot the bonus LOL
    Now, what the heck am I gonna do with virtual condoms?

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 5:34 am
    Technical difficulties LOL - my modem went offline, so I did not see the other answers. just realized I forgot the bonus LOLNow, what the heck am I gonna do with virtual condoms? tokidoki

    A. You can either use them with Asami *winkwink*
    B. or stuff them inside your mouth.


    Personally, I would go with option A (;

  • tokidoki
    May 28, 2017 5:53 am
    A. You can either use them with Asami *winkwink* B. or stuff them inside your mouth.Personally, I would go with option A (; moan

    So would I ... drools

  • moan
    May 28, 2017 6:02 am
    So would I ... drools tokidoki

    Hey? Are you still up at the idea of sharing?

  • tokidoki
    May 28, 2017 6:13 am
    Hey? Are you still up at the idea of sharing? moan

    The more, the merrier ...

  • Anonymous May 28, 2017 6:20 am

    1 popcorn
    BONUS: artificial pussy/penis

  • KinkyFUJOSHI
    May 28, 2017 6:47 am

    Popcorn, firetruck, arrow, gum, gloves, seatbelt

  • pigglypoof May 28, 2017 8:49 am

    1. popcorn 2. fire truck 3. arrow 4. Bubble gum 5. Bandaid? Bonus: ???

moan
May 24, 2017 6:02 am

wao im drunk so uhm,
Is Mangago edible?

*totally regrets posting this*
k off to bed

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  • Anonymous May 24, 2017 6:04 am

    ahahahahaha. so u want some laugh or what?

  • Kuma-Chan!
    May 24, 2017 6:12 am

    Of course it is. Itadakimasu! Also oyasumi nasai

  • tokidoki
    May 24, 2017 6:14 am

    Yes ... go ahead and feast. Just leave a byte or two for the rest of us. No nibbling. And the cookies and Java are mine, so do not touch. (oh and watch out for kernals)

  • Fantomeducouloir
    May 24, 2017 6:17 am

    Heh, this is actually a good question... In France we sometimes say we ate a book (we read it really fast). Mangago is basically full of books, so if you read (eat) them all, then I guess you "ate" mangago? Then it would be edible I guess (๑•ㅂ•)و✧


    But no, it's not. So thumbs up for making me laugh before my exam ;)

moan
May 21, 2017 4:17 am

OKAY OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE BUT FUCK! IM BAWLING MY EYES OUT.. IDK IF THIS IS GAY OR NOT (IMHOPINGITIS) BUT FOR GOd FORBID WHY IS THAT WHEN YOU WANT THE GAY BUT YOU DON'T AlWAYS GET THE GAY! (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ FML.

http://imgur.com/gallery/b4LYK

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  • Kwysis
    May 21, 2017 4:29 am

    Bish. Fack you.
    Why you gotta send this story huh.
    Now MY heart needs to be repaired.

  • tokidoki
    May 21, 2017 4:48 am

    Thought it was lovely, thanks.

  • cryingweeb May 21, 2017 4:49 am

    my throat is dry; its very hard to breathe now. thanks alot ╥﹏╥

  • Jaz May 21, 2017 4:55 am

    With this and the video, the feels are hitting me hard.

  • crazy otaku May 21, 2017 5:41 am

    i am crying…i will always remember you heart-smith!!!!

  • zephyr4
    May 21, 2017 6:48 am

    It's beautiful...and I'm not crying








    ╥﹏╥ but the heart smith will always be watching over the both of them from heaven. God bless.

  • Indigo
    May 21, 2017 6:54 am

    Awhh shitttt ╥﹏╥

moan
May 21, 2017 3:26 am

''I‘m gay, would you still hug me?''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UISZz_nFTNQ

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  • Anonymous May 21, 2017 3:33 am

    This make sure me SO happy. I forget sometimes, what it is like in other countries.... being born and raised in Canada as a lesbian is honestly such a blessing! I can only say good luck, and keep fighting! To almost everywhere else in the world.

  • Unoriginal Artist
    May 21, 2017 3:44 am

    I only hug people I know!......*runs away shyly!*
    But why would it matter if there gay or what not? People in other countries can be weird in the head sometimes to be prejudiced against being gay

  • thrjholls
    May 21, 2017 4:05 am

    What doesn't kill you, makes you gayer
    vv nice video

  • Anonymous May 21, 2017 4:38 am

    Thanks it's verry heart worming video

  • KyoZaNa✿
    May 21, 2017 6:32 am

    You can't experiment & conclude like that. As for Easterners, hugging isn't daily culture, even with friends or in family..
    No need to mention stranger, no matter gay, guy or gal.

moan
May 14, 2017 10:53 pm

person: can you stop talking about yaoi?
me:
N
  O
    O
     o
     o
      o
     o
     。
    。
   .
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    .
    .

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moan
May 13, 2017 6:01 am

I would feel ugly without yaoi.
wbu?

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  • Ruika May 13, 2017 6:08 am

    Yes, very

  • Rosa
    May 13, 2017 6:17 am

    Yaoi is my love life

  • Dicksbeforeboys
    May 13, 2017 6:19 am

    I'm ugly with or without yaoi but it makes the journey easier I guess ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

  • Anonymous May 13, 2017 6:29 am

    already ugly, yaoi soothe my soul.

  • Indigo
    May 13, 2017 6:49 am
    I'm ugly with or without yaoi but it makes the journey easier I guess ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ Dicksbeforeboys

    same (=・ω・=)

  • Lem
    May 13, 2017 8:01 am

    Not here in my contry! school stopped by the 1st of may (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

  • Lem
    May 13, 2017 8:03 am
    Not here in my contry! school stopped by the 1st of may (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ Lem

    Fucking website making me post on the wrong one >:|

  • Anonymous May 13, 2017 8:48 am

    You mean even without yaoi you are ugly? I dont get it.

moan
May 13, 2017 4:10 am

DUDEDUDEDUDEDUDE CHICKENS ARE GAY TOOO (☆▽☆):
http://imgur.com/gallery/03FpJ
halleFUCKINGlujah! (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

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  • Unoriginal Artist
    May 13, 2017 4:14 am

    OMFGERD NICE BEST COMIC GREAT LOVE IT I DIED LOLZ!

  • Indigo
    May 13, 2017 5:58 am

    Wahahhahah X MARKS THE SPOT BITCHES

  • Anonymous May 8, 2017 12:53 am

    I love you bb thanks for trying to lighten the moodヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~

  • Gramophone
    May 8, 2017 1:19 am

    I've watched this Ultimate Fails Compilation 2 days ago but I laughed again (≧∀≦) I've always hated those girls on youtube showing "how to be a girl" so when one of them get hurt, I can't help smiling. Oh no, I'm horrible ( ̄▽ ̄)

moan
May 6, 2017 11:37 pm
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  • zephyr4
    May 6, 2017 11:51 pm

    It says cover illustration by Mario Kawana
    https://www.mangaupdates.com/authors.html?id=5147
    So it's probably just a cover image.

  • moan
    May 7, 2017 12:01 am
    It says cover illustration by Mario Kawanahttps://www.mangaupdates.com/authors.html?id=5147So it's probably just a cover image. zephyr4

    almost half of the things I look for are illustrations. dammit, it's not even worth questioning anymore(/TДT)/

  • zephyr4
    May 7, 2017 12:14 am
    almost half of the things I look for are illustrations. dammit, it's not even worth questioning anymore(/TДT)/ moan

    I know the pain...I know ╥﹏╥

moan
May 6, 2017 1:47 am

Motto for today: maybe i’m not "fuckable"... that’s fine, i’m not for you to fuck.

What is your motto?

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  • Night
    May 6, 2017 1:59 am

    Lately? I guess maybe something like "We can't choose how we die, but the way we live, be it in sadness or happiness, is our choice to make."










    Or something like that (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜

  • Orange Nut
    May 6, 2017 2:24 am

    My motto is "like i care your shit"-me

    lol

  • Fetus May 6, 2017 2:27 am

    "Do whatever and try to be a decent person."

  • Coco_CoVerra May 6, 2017 2:28 am

    "I can finish my university assignments!!" My motto for the week #-.-) but like Im legit so done with them

  • YaoiBitch May 6, 2017 2:32 am

    i randomly go up to people and yell " GAYBABIES"

  • Anonymous May 6, 2017 2:33 am

    "I'll always be here until you no longer need me"

    (That was a good video btw)

  • tokidoki
    May 6, 2017 2:37 am

    "Swoob"

  • Jaz May 6, 2017 3:07 am

    I've been studying biochemistry for 10 hours a day, 3 days straight. I'm so tried of school. My current motto: "I seriously do not give a fuck"

  • NipahNipah
    May 6, 2017 3:47 am

    Me: Who cares if i'm not pretty?
    Other: I do.
    Me: Well, I don't care about your opinion.

  • Mesperi
    May 6, 2017 3:52 am

    "ill do it later"

  • DokiDoki
    May 6, 2017 4:09 am

    Mine is "My behaviour depends on my mood swings"

  • Painful Tears
    May 6, 2017 4:19 am

    Motto: fuck him, fuck her, fuck them, fuck everyone, and fuck all of y'all... ^^

  • Frarkness
    May 6, 2017 4:43 am

    Mine is probably "Damn, I fucked up. Well, it'll be for next tIme!"

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