I am a duck and I am red.My pic is one I took in Iceland, (in the highlands, or, as I like to call them, 'The Plains of the Apocalypse') that for reasons beyond my comprehension, turned sideways upon uploading, but i actually quite like now.
I know what you are thinking:'But ducks cannot take photographs!, they lack both the cognitive capacity and opposable thumbs to do so!'
To which I reply: 'Or... Do we?'
To which you reply: 'Yes, dammit!!'
To which I do not reply at all but instead fly away because I am a duck and can do these sorts of things, like flying, and refusing to be bound by the petty bourgeois social conventions of polite conversation.
Zee plot thickens!