Thank Yaoi For Existing

Abhor when they say these to a guy: “Be my wife” - dude, that’s a guy, wdym wife?? go marry a female then you dumb bitch. do you mean they should act motherly and be submissive and play the “girl” role? “You’re my girlfriend” - boyfriend, did you forget pronouns? like, would it kill you to say boy? “Your man-pussy” - asshole, ......   5 reply

fuck everyone else, I AM my favorite person.   2 reply

I usually find blowjobs really hot but two major turn off are bjs right after anal sex or after whoever is getting sucked off peed. Like, can you not taste the piss on that dick?? Also, that dick was in an asshole a minute ago, please do not put it in your mouth...   1 reply

1. Horny seme/slutty uke. 2. Rimming, but only because the uke says "no, it's dirty!" referring to his asshole, when people in real life just use enema and do the pre-anal sex preparations. They make it horrible in yaois. I hate that. 3. When the seme doesn't even take his clothes off while having sex, but the uke instead is fully undressed. 4. Pu......   3 reply