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Broom handle
Broom handle
It's a broom handle
Baton? Broom handle? Truly what is this
Rosary
ROSARY??
Two pens
Cellphone (if I had a nickel...)
Bottle o' red
Wine bottle
Bike part
Bike part
Bike part (shock absorber?)
Flogger
Flogger
Flogger
That's not where the flogger goes
Everything that shouldn't go in an ass.

Not including tentacles, legit sex toys, oviposition, or fingering/fisting
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misodokja August 10, 2026 10:45 pm

Anything can be a dildo if you squint hard enough apparently??

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Liao April 27, 2026 3:43 pm

Does anyone know where the uke get stuck a vegetable and ask the seme to get it out in the bathtub?

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genderqueef August 23, 2026 2:37 am

If anyone knows, please sauce me

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Liao August 23, 2026 1:11 pm
If anyone knows, please sauce me genderqueef

It's a man of virtue

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miapia September 10, 2025 11:37 am

wait this is so funny

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genderqueef September 11, 2025 3:36 am

Sometimes these authors get too creative fr

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