Dick redrawer: God
"what a relief, my dildos"
"by the way, your heads look a hell of a lot like golf balls to me" *smashes their heads in*
"The world's really no fun, i'd rather just die"
this mans rlly busted out his gaydar
"pls come at 69 street" it a killer line
c u c c i
"Butt Pancakes"
"MY EXCALIBUR"
"you'll catch these hands"
I didn't know shakespeare was here
"touching each other's schlongs"
"The power of your butt"
Idk why I'm crying in the club right now "your very existence comforts me"
"FUCKING TRY ME"
an actual (b)icon
"let's eat melon bread"
me too bud
