Well the translation sucks. It sucks the enjoyment out of this. Also I feel kinda... bitchy being horrified by the characters clothing choices. What's with you wearing that wedding dress for so freaking long. Why is that mother wearing a mini-dress - I'm pretty sure if you're that rich that's not the done thing. It just throws me out of the story.
Obviously I’m the master of fake goods, but I don’t know why I became his fake bride! Hey hey, let me go! Everyone got the wrong person! The little donkey keeps falling into the hands of such a big donkey, who is this fake bride?