top-down view

-[bottom]’s bf [top] is quickdraw mcgraw, so he decides to train him to be better at sex (c 1-2, 6)
-Gym teacher [top] is mesmerized by transfer student who keeps getting into fights [bottom]’s tits (c 3)
-High school student [top] is traveling around the zombie apocalypse with his crush [bottom] (c 4)
-50 year old virgin [top] goes to a strip club, falls for a stripper [bottom] who’s actually a fisherman (c 5, 6)

Scam artist/pickpocket [top] ends up fucking a rich hottie [bottom] after impersonating his scheduled partner. Bottom finds out and is like “lol, whatever dude, you’re a great fuck”

these teeth [top] are made for biting, and that's just what they'll do. one of these days these teeth are gonna bite all over you [bottom]
(NOT omegaverse, just one v bite-y boy)

New guy at the shipping center [top] has a thing for the guy that recruited him [bottom]. Bottom knows about his crush and starts fucking with him

-Secret alpha [top] hates his boss [bottom], but when it turns out the boss is an omega he decides he has to have him. and he’s a real bastard about it (c 1-2, 8)
-[bottom] is obsessed with the idea of double suicide, [top] is jealous that he doesn’t want to commit double suicide with him (c 4)

Guy [top] loses a bet, has to go to a maid cafe, realizes the buff but shy maid [bottom] he’s been assigned is exactly what he’s looking for in a partner, starts obsessing over him

Office worker [top] finds out his boss [bottom] is a slut who fucks clients for sales, they have a bunch of sex

Prettyboy [top] can read minds, starts hanging out with (another class’s) class president [bottom] who loves a pretty face
(alternates pov)

-Overworked office worker [top] hires a rentboy [bottom] that ends up being his superior at work that he’s always fighting with, they have a lot of angry sex, etc etc (c 3-5) (not couple from cover)