Vampire [bottom] adopts a human boy [top] after he almost kills him, but top does not see him as a father figure. Bottom agrees to “fake date” top so that top can find an appropriate romantic partner, it goes exactly how you’d imagine (vampire hunter and all)
Guy who likes cute shit [top] finds out his favorite manga artist is his neighbor [bottom]. Top starts cooking for him all the time
writer [top] used to have dreams about the same guy, but they suddenly stopped and his inspiration dried up. 3 years later he meets a dude (oh my god he's a theater major :skull emoji: :skull emoji:) [bottom] irl that looks just like his dream dude & lures him back to his house with the classic ted bundy technique, then hires him to "act out his scenes to help him complete his script"
Private eye [top] is trying to use secretary [bottom] to get dirt on the politician he works for bc he thinks they might be having an affair, but bottom is actually in love with a guy that looks just like top. There’s a bunch of politician drama & intrigue, they, of course, fall in love
guy [top] catches a pickpocket [bottom] who turns out to be a werewolf
-guy [top] has a buff boyfriend [bottom] who he sees crying and that really does it for him (1-4)
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-guy [top] dies from overworking himself, takes over management of a "spirit purification" maid cafe in the afterlife, has a thing with one of the maids [bottom] (c 1-6)
-glasses maid [top] has a thing with the buffest maid [bottom] (c 7-9)
-owner [bottom] x small short-tempered one [top] (c 10-
Tacky florist [top] invites his artist fuck buddy [bottom] to come live with him. They both secretly want to date, but they’re scared to take the next step bc they both think the other one is a huge slut who wouldn’t want to settle down
stranger [bottom] suddenly appears at small town pharmacist's [top] dad's store. they hit it off right away, but what is this dude really doing in such a small town? (gambling ring)
repressed dude [top] starts spiraling after seeing his best friend [bottom] have sex with a guy at a party
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