Damn boi he THIQUE

2.5 thiccness, noticeably thicc but not above average thickness (bottom)

5, no explanation needed, he could in fact suffocate someone with those jugs (bottom)

3.5 you know I had to add the ass acclaimed by the ass assessor, but I've seen thicker (bottom)

4.5 couldn't suffocate you, but his tits have to be a lil jiggly, his ass though? Solid 3 (bottom)

5 the booba themselves, like, how does he carry those? He would fall over if his ass wasn't equally as fat. This man started doing squats for safety purposes (bottom)

5 its always the ones with the gym bros, thicc with no permit
(Bottom)

4 badonkers. But like, manageable (bottom)

3.5 there's cake but only a layer, bottom acknowledges the fact that he has cake. (Bottom)

4 maybe 4.5, it's exquisite cake but still manageable, do it jiggle? (Bottom)

5. Simple, gonhonalogangaloos constantly on display (bottom)