I’m crowning a new king of this list, this is perfection so far. The humour, the set up. I don’t want to ruin it by explaining it so just read it.
Omegaverse, AlphaXAlpha
Can't believe I almost forgot to add this one, it's a 10/10
Loosely follows the theme since drunken masturbation contest but that only lasts for the first chapter, the rest of the story is fantastically smuttyand surprisingly wholesome
- Coworkers
- Rivals (?) / Enemies to Lovers
- Manly uke
absolutely hysterical
MC used to be self-conscious about looking like a girl, but gained confidence and a weird obsession with dicks... one day he finds out that his childhood friend has the ideal dick and he just *has* to see it. Cue him begging his friend for a little favour, to let him see it erect, no questions asked
- childhood friends (maybe formal rivals?)
- incredibly unrealistic for maximum comedy
super smutty like 90% smut
The main character's boss gets taken over by an incubus and there's only one way to save him - by providing him with sexual energy
- kind of dual personality seme
- boss / subordinate relationship
- oblivious uke who just really wants to help out the boss he respects
- serious seme who just wants to respect his subordinate
- misunderstandings and miscommunications that could easily be cleared up, but that wouldn't be fun, now, would it?
really smutty
two bros watched a porno together and started training to see how long they could go without cumming. things escalate and years later, they're still "training" while being roommates, sleeping in the same bed, having sex daily. somehow the uke thinks they're still just friends. this is actually really cute
- oblivious uke
- fully in love seme ("unrequited" love)
Uke has a crush on the seme's cousin -- only problem is, she's into pegging (according to the seme, wink wink). No worries, his best friend will help him "practice" so he can match her sexual preferences.
Oh Lord, do I ever love an oblivious uke
- Omegaverse AlphaXBeta
- oblivious / dumbass uke
- possessive / obsessive seme / low-key yandere
- best friends to lovers
Can't wait to see how this one develops
MC likes prostate orgasms, his dream is to find a woman who wouldn't mind pegging him. He goes to a reunion and runs into an old school mate who now is a porn star and asks him to help him out. They hardly know each other, still the guy decides to help a bro out...
- crossdressing
- oblivious uke
two friends become roommates and get married just because their landlord only rents to married couples
- oblivious uke, maximum density
- adorable, kind of heartwarming?
main character is a college student who desperately wants to lose his virginity. while drunk he finds out a student in same club is also a virgin because his dick is just too big. the answer to his problem is simple, he just has to have sex once and he'll get his confidence back once he knows its possible
- hilarious
- actually cute, and interesting plot
- oblivious uke
pretty smutty
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This list is so peak, holy shit.
Damn! You curated a good ass list