Weirdest shit I've ever seen

Man, who is obsessed with making sex toys that he names is the sex education to a dragon, egg. One day he decides his over 1690 sex toys shouldn't remain virgins, so he goes into the room with the dragon and masturbates and when he comes on the egg it hatches into a fully grown erect man, with dragon horns. The man is obsessed with his sex toys as well and can't speak english properly. The dragon makes him his bitch. Dildo guy is fucking insane. This isn't even the most of it.

Anthropomorphic bear raises anthropomorphic dog. Dog is in love with him. Dog sucks on his nipples for comfort and then sexually assaults bear. They have sex a lot after that. They fall in love. Idk I didn't wanna read the rest.