im funny

well that wasn't the youtube tutorial i was looking for...

her tits are fucking boulders omg... thats all i got

violin becomes dude??
oh ok if something gets a name it comes to life
... so dude fucks a violin then?????????
.........dude actually gets fucked BY the violin, so i was half right i guess

welp imma live forever then ig *shrugs*

...i was gonna make a joke about this involving cannibalism but it legit does

but the real question is, is it his ass that is thick, or is he just a dumbass??
the answer: somehow both

are they normally refundable then????

the title sounds like a tagline for a shitty weed commercial

so i think this might involve some plot twists....
plot twist: it doesn't :00000 (jk i have no fucking clue)

i think this might have something to do with a guy being reborn as his highness's little evil dragon somehow... not too sure why tho