this list purely exists for my own enjoyment bc i like to think im funny and im also a huge smartass

what no way??? another omegaverse that TOTALLY wasn't obvious from the title alone?????

*turns around too fast and shoulder bag goes flying into the glass displays next to me*
"sorry what did you say? i didn't quite catch that"
i am hilarious.

heehehheehehehe cock

I KEEP FUCKING READING IT AS "CRASH AND BUM" BC I NEVER WEAR MY GLASSES

title is giving bang bang by ariana grande, nimki minjaj and jessie j

nice!

heyyyy that's not how you start a fairy tale

so is he just straight during the day then??

the author wrote this title, and then immediately grabbed a handheld mixer and put that shit on full speed
edit: what drugs was i on when i wrote this because i am lost

i dont quite think this is what the bible meant when it said "love thy neighbour" but fuck it we ball ig