this list purely exists for my own enjoyment bc i like to think im funny and im also a huge smartass

GUYS DON'T WORRY, I FOUND THE PEPP-
why are you on top of each other

(please read this in the spongebob theme song)
whhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooo lives in the coral reef under the sea?
at
least
one of these guys!!

because that is OBVIOUSLY the conclusion anyone would come to

sorry i didn't quite catch that?

i love how they use the male symbol just to really hammer in the fact that its a dude they'll love
just like, you WILL be GAY and fall for a MAN you HOMOSEXUAL
anyways there's 5 chapters

why the FUCK would i kiss something called the FLOWER OF DOOM?!

they are DEFINITELY entwined...

maybe stop smoking and then you'll just have a garden

you couldn't fucking pay me to.

should've gone to specsavers.