this list purely exists for my own enjoyment bc i like to think im funny and im also a huge smartass

i hope she also put him back down at some point

*GASP* WHORE

babes i'd be fucking concerned if you did

...ouch (for the benefactor obviously, im very smart.)

two delivery service (i'm so good at maths)

you're going to need to be more specific bc i regret a hell of a lot of things :D

...maybe don't

shove it in a closet or smt

in the cliché box, duh.

they couldn't call it the good doctor