this list purely exists for my own enjoyment bc i like to think im funny and im also a huge smartass

turn up the temperature.
(idiot)

ok




rude.

i start sneezing

but, will will ever have the will to get will out of the closet??????

mmm idk man, because im pretty sure they've gotta be dead for you to necromance them, and that sounds like a boundary to me mate

• <- that one specifically

zXNoRegretsXz
only amazing people get this (bc i said so)

babes milk candy isn't spicy i just think you're allergic to them

me when im on my period/ uni exists/ im tired/ i experience a mild inconvenience:

yeah no shit it's twilight underground, it's almost like there's no light there or something.... almost like it's - y'know - UNDER THE GROUND