this list purely exists for my own enjoyment bc i like to think im funny and im also a huge smartass

no you broke it dude

(not biblically accurate)
(i think)
(idfk i haven't read the bible)

and nor should he!
(maybe report him to hr tho)

what about july's??
wait what's nior
cause like, noir is black in the oui oui language
but what's nior

where'd the other half go???

definitely not womens clothing

that wouldn't be very hard

WHORE

back.
store's.
back.
ALRIGHT
*starts playing backstreet's back backing track*

dante's inferno could NEVER