Pathetic ukes

If you like pathetic men hold onto something because you're NOT ready for this.

This is the ultimate pathetic man, the manfail, the manflop, everything.

Despite being primarily smut, you can tell this author is experienced in writing a story. I usually hate stories with my primarily-mut, because they either go way too fast, too slow, or have too much exposition. No this is literally perfect. A charming main character, a plot that progresses quickly, and even a heart-felt ending! 1

Pathetic guy finds himself able to read minds through skin-skin contact, after 30 years of being a virgin.

A messy haired guy is told to get a haircut by his employer, because he's sort of freaking people out. He sucks up his courage and goes to get a haircut at the smallest salon he can find - despite the fact that he is physically (and uncontrollably) aroused by getting his hair touched.

Lots of whimpering and lots of tears this guy is a total catch

(The hairdresser is into it btw. This does have a good few scenes of stuff going on in semi-public but none of them are too bad)

( contains somnophilia )

My guy keeps getting called manly or buff or whatever but he cries a whole lot during sex. He's also really loud.

Mc Kaoru (uke) falls head over heels in love with Shun (seme) immediately after seeing him beat up some upperclassmen, and professes his love abruptly. Shun thinks it's funny so he accepts. Kaoru hasn't even ever kissed anyone before, let alone done the deed. They're actually a really cute healthy couple, the only tears are fucked-out ones (of which there are a lot)

At first, I didn't think this counted as pathetic. Yukata (uke) is so cheerful and positive, he couldn't possibly be pathetic! But my man finishes just from SEEING his boyfriends face and he is so helpless trying not to come too soon during sex that he has to make the list