BL Garbage-dump

- dropped on ch5; yeah, it’s cute. A slow burn love story about an extroverted guy wanting his semi-boyfriend opposite to fall in love with him over several dates in which I think will lead to them really getting together in the end… but yeah, it’s not 4 me. Cute, but I’m bored cause it’s not my thing really. But do recommend if it sounds like your scene. I’m leaving it on ch5/10

- dropped on ch3; this was a big bummer imo. It’s unique, I’ll give it that, but man not in the good way. To enjoy it you’ll have to turn off the logic from of your brain and specifically switch on the ooga booga man boobs, dicks and magical dildos button…Let’s just say I was not able to tonight.

- dropped on ch1; bruh I’m tired of the “have sex w me rn or” plots. Like is this the only way to get two characters to have sex??? They have to bc the situation the author came up with demands it?? Have sex w me or die pretty much, and it’s as unromantic as it gets at this point to me… I’m just dropping it 4 that, gbye

- dropped on ch2; uhh. Ok, so, after a college gathering, two brothers who are frankly, hard to tell apart, gets sexually harassed by the different “dares” the group dared them to do, one getting their nipples licked and another wearing a maid’s outfit which then gets him a noncon blowjob from a taller dude with bangs covering his eyes in secret. Some time later one bro is working as a maid to please the guy and then the other bro decides to “volunteer as tribute”, you could say. …I’m torn.

-finished; wow, so, uhm…
that was really boring and anticlimactic- IM SORRY! I REALKY TRIED TO BUT IT WAS SO BORING IM SORRY ILL GO TO MY CORNER AGH (Yeah so, this is not bad It was just not made 4 me, that’s all, baiiiiii)

- currently on ch1; woo boi, oh boi. Omegaverse but the alpha’s the Uke and the omega’s the seme, COUNT ME TF IN. That last look on the omega in the end of ch1 tells me this is gonna be pretty wild too, ooooh boiii

Update: I thought I was having a stroke after reading “…A Ream?” and laughing my ass off but then it just got worse and worse and WHAT TF IS EVEN HAPPENING?? Even the art declined as shit progressed and what even was anything about? BABY? Neckbite? Sudden sex, I’m-
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- dropped on ch1; a pretty weak comeback for this author I’d say, lacking spice , trying to be more hip but ending up more cliche instead. Was not feeling it and since it was a rivals to lovers plot I was looking forward to a good rivalry but they’re instead introduced by the “scared by lightning” trope and the Uke ends up crying in the Seme’s arms… it will probably get more into the themes later but man, I’ve already lost all interest…

- dropped on ch5;
Me reading through the first chapters: ITS A CRIME MYSTERY THRILLER, ITS A CRIME MYSTERY THRILLER, ITS A CRIME MYSTERY THRILLER

Meanwhile: Seme has amnesia and acts and believes to be a child, needs help going to the bathroom and cries like a baby, can’t pull his pants down cause his dick is too huge, it’s Omegaverse

I tried to get through it to when he gets his memory back but damn

- dropped on ch4; seemed ok ⁱᶠ ᵒⁿˡʸ ⁱᵗ ʷᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ⁴ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘᵏᵉ ᵗᵘʳⁿᵉᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵘʸ ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵍⁱʳˡ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ʷʰⁱᵗᵉ ʰᵃⁱʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉᵘᵖ :D
...ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉˢ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰ ⁱᵗ ⁱᵗˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐʸ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵇˡ

- dropped on ch1; yeah, no. I can take not having too much realism for the sake of smut but man, sometimes they just expect me to throw it all out the window. This icks me the same as teacher x student bl’s, why? Well cause I’m for some reason a “not at work” kinda girl I guess, and when this expects me to believe a police officer would agree to do shit like this I’m just thrown out of it I guess… sorry, another one I’ll go to the corner for cause I know I’m yucking someone else’s yum