Gay but unfortunately not gay

Sir i have to inform you that you are very gay with your rival/bestfriend



Also your dad is hot !

Sir you became the twinkiest heterosexual i have no idea how...
You be collecting 'sworn brothers' like motherDUCKING pokemons !

How are you guys so fruity ?
You guys looks even fruitier than in the damn novel !?

It's here but we all know it's actually Gay

I'm sorry Cale, i can't help but ship you with you 'sworn brother'

Excuse me sir, could you please reminisce about your dead boyf- erm "one and only friend" for me again ?

I'm sorry i put you here, but a fay romance subplot, even in the background would be so cool

It could be.... it will not be
As long as Elijah's free i'm good