Hilarious/stupid Bl's

The secondhand embarrassment is lethal.
Seme’s got Yang constipation, Uke’s got Yin constipation , fate basically gave them matching expiration dates: 25 years old, maybe 30 with preservatives.
Seme: “I will conquer destiny.”
Uke: “I’ve already written my will and Spotify death playlist.”
Plot twist: Uke could cure Seme, but family brainwashing turned him into a mute NPC who just watches tragedy unfold. Uke is so funny I love my beefy idiot lol

Keita is this buff delinquent who’s actually a golden retriever, always falling for straight guys like it’s a hobby. One night he says “I might die if I don’t hook up,” and Ryu, his high school crush, goes along with it, holding his hand so sweetly that Keita mistakes it for love. Keita is stupidly hot but also soft, crying for affection then ready to swing five minutes later. Meanwhile Ryu thinks “pretend to be straight” is a legit strategy sir, be serious.

Never thought I’d simp for a locksmith with a lock-picking kink, but here we are. One day he picks the wrong house and ends up being in the house at the same time as the seme.The seme takes one look at the locksmith, decides he’s a stalker, and immediately falls in love. The uke just kinda rolls with it (not really lol). Their relationship is chaotic lol

The Uke got conditioned into getting horny (???) from his hand because Seme likes to give him a hand job at night while licking his palm. I wish I was making this shit up... The Uke is cute tho! And it is very steamy hehehe

So we have animal hybrids, humans and zombies... ok lol. Our uke, a small town doctor is so beefy I love him. He took one look at the hot buff Zombie seme and was like protocol, ethics, and common sense are all negotiable. He legit started diagnosing the seme while he was in him cause for some reason the seme gets out of his zombie state when they do the devil's tango IM DEAD

I am crying this is absolute garbage lol. basically, uke needs to marry this dude who is a decent from a dragon and carry his kid or sth. honestly, the plot is all over the place and it's straight up r**pe shit. the art is so bad that it's laughable and the whole thing is a fever dream. like I can't today bro

absolute work of art. The summary is legit in the name lol. Uke is going around doing one-day part-time jobs for a week and getting his hole destroyed. the variety is *chef kiss*. I also love who he ends up with ( take it with a grain of salt cause lowkey it's not a confirmed thing in the story) no plot whatsoever btw just pure smexy time lol

Mc is my brother from another mother fr. Uke/Mc is a stoic bartender who is secretly a fudanshi and likes to ship the people that comes to the bar with each other. he is so funny and has zero interest in his own love life. so I don't even know if you can classify him as an uke tbh. He did have one dude flirt with him in chapter 3. The story is not fully translated btw so keep that in mind

I haven't really finished this but thought I would add it cause it might be someone's cup of tea. to make it short, Yeo ( the fmc) is in a company where everyone is gay and hot and she is sick of it. like legit first chapter someone is giving a presentation with a vibrator in them pffff. The art isn't really the best tho

ugh I love this couple. They are such green flag. Like the story obviously has its moment but they end up talking it out like grown adults after every fight. So, uke is a popular dude who needs to sleep with people before dating them to chekc for compatibility. Seme is this GIGANTIC, pink loving virgin, who is on the bigger side. One day uke realise how pretty seme is and decided to help him glow up so that he can fuck/date him lol. also seme has had a crush on uke for a while