so im still a huge smartass (to no one's surprise) and also still think i'm hilarious so ive made another list bc the other one was full

fantastic!
now back the fuck up you're way too close to me

wikihow is getting weirdly specific these days, huh?

he looks like a fucking lampshade

what, is the arthritis making you feel old?
edit: idk where that aggression came from but i kinda love it

two bros, chilling at the vet clinic, 2 feet apart bc they are gay!

same
edit: i honestly don't know what i mean by "same" and i didn't when i wrote it either, but i wholeheartedly stand by it.

geez bro, how bad did you lose to win me?

he got put in the microwave (pronounce it like mee-crow-wah-vey, do nigela lawson or whatever her name is proud)

hahahahah same.

yet.