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great pallete cleanser theyre cute
sometimes u just need a break from horny and even their horny was very subdued realistic vibe arguably unimpressive but in a refreshing way yk
+ who wouldnt want to end up with someone who geeks out about ur fav media with u like come on thats peak
( bonus points cuz ones a fanfic writer and that is such a flex to me )
inexperienced seme x experienced uke
( read 2 stories with this trope back to back :p )
recommended if u : want a wholesome chill read
im biased cuz i think voice acting is cool as fuck tbh
u gotta ignore a lot of shit about this story lol hold onto the parts u like & sigh at the rest cuz my god obviously the dude who got surgery just to get with one dude is gonna be annoying wat do we expect
so yeah stay for the voice actor x fan & the experienced uke x crybaby inexperienced seme stuff if thats ur thing
1 star for the art
1 star for That one scene
1 star for finishing it
recommended if u : kinda hate urself idk
guilty pleasure read … if ur also a bad person who likes a straight seme sometimes u get it
i have no defense for myself or this manhua
1 star for the art
1 star for finishing it
1 star for my own sick twisted selfs enjoyment & general silly small dick ragebaiting nonsense
recommended if u : have questionable morals & want to speedrun some quirky dubious gremlin shit
recommended if u : like a dude with crazy aura who wants and gots the cutest cutie pie ever & just like general queer vibes
honestly if the cover hasnt already baited u idk wat will
( tbh i read this while protesting sleep so my experience of this is just vibes but its good i promise )
not wat i expected surprisingly not very mermaidy
kinda nothingburger … probably wouldve been better if we were a little less nonchalant with the plot / pacing …
tbh i think theres more drama between the translators than anything in the actual story :p
lowkey i stayed for the purple hair & goofy but chill personality of him
( blink and u miss it captain x merman ( wasted potential ? ) )
recommended if u : r pretty anti romantic like me cuz ts is pretty light
dudes special interest is underwear & i respect that
recommended if u : like buff idiots & less romance ( yes the entire plot is their “ romance “ no its not all that romantic its more goofy than anything ;p )
not recommend if u : like satisfying relationship payoff just cuz at the end they arent even really dating
( its a theyll prob date in the near future but theyre still technically a mess in the canon time we get situation ;p ) tbh i think 1 extra would prob fix it
first hit of yuri in a while and omfg did it hit the spot
this really REALLY needed to be a whole story
the ending basically goes against the whole message of the story ( if there were more chs it would be fine cuz u could tackle that more but alas … ) thats the only reason i gave it 4 stars instead of 5
recommend if u : wanna get oddly philosophical then have ur horny time then be disappointed ( in that exact order )
spontaneously blind reading this right before bed is the best way to read this
( not that smutty for smut )( u cant convince me the creator doesnt have a dacryphilia kink )
went on an unexpected journey with this where i guessed the plot twists literal milliseconds before they were revealed and it was sooooo satisfying
also theres some top tier memey reactions
recommend if u : have taste idk wat else to say without ruining it
not recommend if u : hate fun w/ a side of sentimentality
now thats sex GODDAMN
( all men should moan more )
feelings wise very ‘ i love him i love him not (he loves him) vs i love him not i love him (he loves him) ‘
( i yearn to draw porn as well as whoever drew this omfg )
recommended if u : wanna be horny & MESSY
not recommended if u : hate the “ hey ur my only gay friend let me JUMP U “ trope & very iffy “ consent “
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