Fantasy Nobles

This is enemies to lovers because the author needs to make me love the ML and currently I hate him so very very much.
Well. I've reached Ch 12 and now I'm revolted by this guy. And I'm pissed off with the FL because this guy makes me retch but the FL is all swayed by him kissing her. Lady wtf happened to your 'I'm a strong, independent woman" thing. Why is it now: oh it makes me blush when I, an unmarried woman, get sexually assaulted.
What a load of crock.

Their chins are sharp enough to slice bread and I keep getting distracted.
Also you have to understand that:
1) This is a comedy. They chucked that baby like it was a bouquet at a wedding.
2) This "baby" is at least 12 months old and is able to lift things that weigh at least 10kg (22 pounds for the non-metric).
Oh nooo it's so unrealistic that the baby is eating grapes!
.. The baby could probably bench press a car if they existed. Let the kid have his grapes.