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- angels being hot like that is a sin in itself
- he starts out like an avoidant fuckboy, but he is tamed quickly and put in his place
- willing to die and kill for his man quite literally
- the type to ragebait someone into sleeping with him idk how this works

- he is annoying at first bc he is too naive and innocent for this world and the age gap is really apparent in the beginning but he grows up and when he does, he becomes 300% sexier when he is smart, secure, diligent and a go-getter
- but he still acts like a babyboy for his man that is OK bc his charm is in the duality

- he is a broken man that still chooses to be kind in a world full of evil
- love him to bits and pieces
- protect him!!!! at all!!! costs!!!! (even tho he doesn't need it, he is resourceful, smart and will take care of everything)

- the main top is a teddy bear, so cute and he is like meat falling on the plate of a carnivore with this bottom wanting to eat him up (reasonably and understandably)

- the side top who is blonder is dumb, dramatic, does everything wrong, he's blind, absurd, but once he realises his mistake, he almost changes the direction of Earth's rotation to atone for what he did and tries to improve to show his love. He is hot so it is easier to forgive him. Would bark in front of his house. Daily.

- he is full of shit? well yes
- he deserved every single moment that he was chasing, groveling, crying and regretting
- once he realises he fucked up he becomes a pathetic loser just the way it should be

- only loses points because he's not willing to bottom. you aren't THAT down bad if you're not willing to
- sensitive crybaby
- babbles a lot and wants to pretend he's nonchallant it's hilarious T-T

- he's immature but he regrets and learns his lesson!!
- he becomes an obsessed and cute bf later
- he's a twink that doesn't back down when facing a challenge, the size difference is crazy and he is a dom in bed but sub emotionally. PERFECT

- another man with a golden heart, principles and endless charisma
- but love his cheeky side and how he is DOWN BAD for the bottom for YEARS and never strayed
- will get you on your knees... through integrity, loyalty and respect

- he is not a twink/femboy or submissive in any way, BUT he is so down bad, obsessed and crazy over his man that he is a force to reckon with in terms of blond men

- initially he is a bit of an asshole but just bc he is insecure and doesn't know how to sort out his feelings
- once he knows what he wants and sees how wrong he was, he becomes a puppy and cries so much

(don't read the side stories of this thing).