not bad... mishe is a slave girl who is kidnapped into prince kallum's harem, and shes like how about no until she discovers kallum's not that bad (after you ignore the kidnapping i guess!?) then they go through trials and tribulations before they can be together
this manga has such a low standard for men. its basically one standard--treat women with human decency--and there you go you got your male lead. female lead is also token not like other girls, but at least the manga is funny lol
yoshino is cursed with like life-threatening bad luck but she always narrowly escapes/is saved by some unknown force, until her parents die and she is passed around by abusive relatives. she summons a demon and hes like damn that soul nice so he forces her into a sexual contract when all she wants in life is some of that good good tlc. demon dude is like well i cant give that, so shes like well ill look elsewhere, and hes like also you cant do that and im like why cant you just let her beeeeeeee
FL has never dated and she meets a sleazy client (who is hot per the theme lol). he finds out shes a virgin and offers a date but in his head hes like nah too much work ima hit it and bounce. TOTAL DOUCHE ugh
anyway she falls in love super fast bc she has super low self-esteem and doesn't see value in herself as a woman (wtf so sad) and her earnestness guilt-trips? him into loving her. but honestly why is it her responsibility to fix his assholery. like respect urself and ditch his ass pls
FL works at an amazing company with her hot bf, nice coworkers, nature outings, nap rooms with beds, lockers that somehow fit two people inside (what is this place and how do i get there) sike! its not that happy cuz she got dumped by that hot bf :(. but now shes on the fastest rebound of her life and starts hooking up with another coworker who is like a hot puppy (and also has that hot dog if u get me hoho). yeah they like each other, the end (its an 18-chap story so its straightforward)
omigod this is one of those incest stories again, an older bro and two younger sisters just slip n sliding in their bathtub. idk whats the deal with guys in manga preying on young women who are related to you. like there is no sister in the world (except in alabama lol?) that would feel her bro's boner and not just have a deep guttural reaction of disgust and horror lmaaaaoooo this is the type of content written by guys without any idea how much siblings hate each other
also theres a hentai!
this is A+ on the very rare, very elusive communication and consent. F on the female lead being so bland as a character. she is the male lead's coworker and their boss forces them on a date and she only dresses up/is hot for him so basically shes an attractive hole for the mediocre male lead to stick in his dick into (sex between them is basically him pistoning away choo choo and thinking about how that puss horchata). also shes a virgin bc guys are afraid of women with sexual experience lol
its about a dude who apparently has pheromone shit that gets him all the girls (!) but doesn't work on FL. and FL might be mentally handicapped cuz shes totally and 100% trusting of this random man she met in a shady alley at night (!!) and they just no joke become best buds (!!!)
when youre craving trash, read this for brilliant ML lines "girls who do what i want them to do are boring" and "i've always wanted someone who denies me like this" ...BITCH THATS RAPE
torao and ryohei are deliquents and torao challenges ryohei to a fight, but before they can fight torao gets changed into a woman. so he pretends to be torako (torao's cousin or something) and goes to fight but like hes super dumb (ha-ha classic what'd you expect) and gets sexually assaulted by ryohei instead. then they just flirt, fuck, and fall in love-ish
im an absolute hoe for gender benders like this. also does torao have periods cuz id freak out if i just started bleeding from the bits
♪ hes just a star, and shes just a maid, could i make it any more obvious ♪
yeah this story is pretty obvious. literally there is nothing that you cannot predict in this story, the FL becomes a maid for the ML, they like hate each other at first but then bond over some stuff and learn tragic backstories, then theres a love triangle with her celebrity crush. its like all the cliches of shoujo and its great
COMMUNICATE PLEASE. ML has liked FL since they were in school, but he's tsundere so he just bullied her. they meet on a blind date ten years later and you'd think by then they'd both been in enough relationships to learn how to communicate but no... he rapes her because he can't apologize, she gets into a fight because she can't ask for marriage, etc etc
ooh but that smut <3 thats that good shit, that detailed shit, that anatomically correct shit (eating that clit is very important gents!)
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Im at work rn and i cant stop chuckling
your review really made my day, thankyou
I came here after reading that really crappy one with the bald priest (knockoff one punch man) and I'm cackling at your reviews
Not suprised most of these are smut, but i guess being trash is their main standard. They never tend to care about the plot and focus more on ridiculous sex fantasies
Idonno if I'm tripping or nah but why is yubisaki to renren is included in here.
Anyways everytime I'm having a hard times i always comeback in this list just to read your reviews HAHA
Ur reviews makes me laugh! It's so enjoyable to read it! ヾ(☆▽☆)
brah i was reading ur list reviews awhile ago to entertain myself and i finally found u again
╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ lol i come here just to read the rant
STOP PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH THIS PAIN
I can't fucking breathe, what have you done
Not even interested in the stories just your reviews lmao it's the middle of the night and I'm wheezing.