straight trash that is straight trash

five oneshots where a bunch of uke energy men fuck a bunch of uke energy women. like come on women lets stop being so frustratingly submissive, when you got a man with an ass that phat you gotta grope that shit. like grope it when hes fucking you, grope it when hes not fucking you, then see if he might be open to pegging so you can grope it while youre fucking him lmao

FL gets saved by aiji senpai from her school and she falls in love with him (so easy lmao dont fall for complete strangers pls). but aiji's childhood friend misono (whos in her class) also starts to like her for her superb lighting of incense. so basically the story is just this love triangle and aiji might be a psychopath cuz he def has some stupid backstory involving his first love making him super emo but its not gonna be explained for 20 chapters for no reason at all. rooting for tsun-misono

damn usually the love rival in shoujos is an asshole, but this manga reversed the trope cuz rival is actually the only redeeming character in this entire thing. literally the main ML rapes the FL in retribution for being friendzoned (wat?!) while the FL leads the two MLs on for THE ENTIRE MANGA because she is the dumbest, most indecisive person EVER. AND SHE HAS THE GALL TO BE EMO ABOUT IT. LIKE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO SAD IF YOU JUST DID THAT THING THAT PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR BRAINS YOU DUMBASS

well theres a hot french dude at this lady's office and theres mutual attraction and they hook up then they fall in love its not a complicated story, pretty standard except for the fact that his name is chris and not akira or something (although seeing an english name in these smuts is so uncommon and strange and it makes me laugh for some reason. like theyre literally fucking and shes like moaning oh chris its too deep and im just like lmao his name is chris wtf lmao)

wow im actually invested in some of these characters which is surprising for stupid harem smut.

bae woong is a bear who discovers this gym where they sexercise. all the girls there love him because of that massive wong schlong scuppernong but woong's a sweetheart and is also connecting with the girls on an emotional level. also theres this hot lovestruck twink and the cutest reunited drunk hookup couple. art is great but they really be censoring the best part ugh

there's a hot, troubled older bro and a dumb younger sis, you see where this is going: INCEST TIME. lets all just ignore the fact that they grew up together and were treated like brother and sister, its fine, nothing creepy about this. and yeah its not a red flag at all thats hes incredibly controlling even outside a relationship, dont worry

i want her to end up with his hot friend who likes flowers and is respectful of boundaries (<3 <3). but i guess its too much to ask for smart decisions

FL is beautiful with a rocking bod and career and shes a virgin (wow!) pretty much A+ what-a-catch material but dont worry shes relatable just like us because all of her perfection is completely absolutely 100% ruined by a scar she can literally cover with her hand. and thats right, she needs a MAN to fuck her and tell her shes beautiful before she can truly learn to love herself. yeah fuck outta here with that dumb shit.

ML is a nice, sensitive dude though if you ignore the sexual assault

aww a story about children growing up and fighting for independence from their parents who plan their marriages while theyre fetuses and stuff. the FL is like the right amount of plucky and anxious and naive and the ML is yep tsundere, they are kinda childish but prob because they are children lol

so... what kind of shitty parent is marrying infants in this day and age, like what if their kid grows up to be an asshole. like u did that

i'm... not mad at this.

besides some dubious consent and impeccable lack of communication to maximize drama, its a cute story about two cute dumbasses, a mangaka who needs to pay a debt and a traumatized sex-fiend yakuza, trying to make it work. I like FL especially and how shes not your kya kya omg-we-had-sex-but-now-im-embarrassed-to-be-seen-naked character but more of a im-shy-but-also-let-me-gobble-that-dick character. its a subtle but important diff. ML is a fuckboi, but gets better

sian has a phobia of men. she meets a cook at her workplace that shes mysteriously not afraid of and asks him to fix her. he says sure but in return u gotta help me hit on ur hotter girl friend, who ahaha is actually a *boy* friend that wears girls clothes and knew past sian and is yandere for her

i like the weird, unique character dynamics in this but i hope it isn't implying that a random untrained dude will magically fix this girl's sexual trauma or ptsd. GO TO A LICENSED PSYCHIATRIST PLS