straight trash that is straight trash

i relate to this more than i want to

FL is a high school published fujoshi (which like how, she must got skill) who comes off as that aloof cool girl type bc shes trying not to weeb out. she accidentally meets classmate ML at comicon, and he discovers her secret. and here comes THE BIGGEST SURPRISE OF ANY SMUT MANGA: ML IS RESPECTFUL. he doesn't make fun of her, blackmail, or pressure her. he just finds FL really cool and encourages her to be true to herself. gold standard

FL GET OUTTA THERE HES HOT BUT HE'S NOT WORTH IT

ML is FL's childhood friend turned successful artist who fucks around and uses FL as a housemaid until FL decides to respect herself then he swoops in with that im jealous and only care about my feelings so i wont let u date anyone but also i wont ask to date u because im afraid of rejection so instead ill let u clean up my dirty condoms until the power of my semen and other girl's vaginal fluids convinces you to date me. good luck with that bruh

aww yess a lesson to all the rapey smuts out there, this is your hot, enthusiastically consensual smut guideline

these two dorks get married and really love each other, but ML is acting like the aloof guy when he's really just trying to hide the fact that he might be a cat and shes his catnip. FL is innocent and has not caught on at all, but she gets married to him anyway cuz she's been crushing on him since forever. this is how i imagine abstinence 'til marriage couples be like, cute!

well that took a turn for the worse...

FL's bf gives away all their savings... very ca$h money of you yugo. then FL goes on a business trip with the new boss AND gets a single-bed room AND there are no more empty rooms AND they drunk, then FL gets raped. but we expected that, it's the inverse law of smut cliches and consent. and soon we'll see the inverse law of smut cliches and stomachable content as two dumbasses with dicks fight over one dumbass with a vagina

CAN THEY STOP FUCKING EACH OTHER AND TALK PLEASE?

FL has got daddy issues so she rents an older dude and hooks up with him and they start this weird, uncertain fuck buddy / coworker / prostitution relationship. and like two people who are trying to resolve therapist-grade issues with meaningless sex, they have a lot of problems. and like two people who are trying to resolve therapist-grade issues with meaningless sex, they have meaningless sex instead of communicating. i like FL tho

oof I LOVE THAT KINKY SHIT like exhibitionism and I WAS SO EXCITED TO READ THIS and the first part was good when he just fingers her in a full fucking lecture but then it just becomes the bland second ML drama and vanilla sex which is like also great and the main characters are precious and cute and i dig their dynamic but why can't we have more smuts that are just kinky and weird as hell like bro i read yaois ten time kinkier than this without batting an eyelash smut gotta step up

oh. my. god. they did it. they wrote a great smut with a deep meaningful relationship between a woman and tentacles. fuckin tentacles. the greatest hentai plot device, tentacles. and tentacles is literally a better character than half of the male leads in this list, how the fuck. it's short, sweet, and the two main characters grow alongside each other as they deal with relationships. there's consent, communication, boundaries. shook

confirmation that my ideal type is not human at all

FL finds a porn dvd on the floor, gets scolded by a teacher who thinks it's hers. she watches some porn later and finds out that same teacher is apparently a porn star. so they try to clear up misunderstandings while avoiding each other. FL is super cute and innocent and the ML is okay so far but i read this too early and THERES NO SEX YET.

the latest chapter features accidental tripping and falling on each other trope, and i hate that shit with a vengeance ew

FL gets sad when her crush gets engaged, so she hits the town and meets ML(?) who brings her to a sex club, and hooks up with a coworker/the fiancee's ex. ML becomes her new intern and gives her shit ideas about how to attract a her crush (like a nip slip or talk to him with a vibe in whichll prob make you a pariah before it gets you a guy) and break up the happy couple. then her crush is like i used to like you FL, which.. like.. fuck you man.

all i can say is... these hoes messy.

damn this had so many chapters, and the title only describes the first three. they basically end up fucking in the ML's capsule because some lady is sleeping in FL's.
for real.
this trope is so hole-y it could be the pope. why didn't you wake the lady? why didn't you roll her out of the bed? why didn't the hotel sort out the room you paid for?

their relationship is also a big trope, but a cute one. FL is born sexy yesterday but super feisty, ML is dick for a brain but endearing