-Mythology 101: From Gods and Goddesses to monsters and mortals, your guide to ancient mythology

Greek mythology

Are you Zeus?
Cause baby you leaving me thunderstruck.

Greek mythology

Are you Apollo?
Cause you light my day and are music to my ears.

Jesus and Buddha (I'll just put it here)

Jesus is a bit of a player, but that's his cross to bear.

Egyptian mythology

Have you seen my pyramid? That’s just the tip?

Greek mythology in 5 words: Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny.

Greek mythology

Are you Hades?
Cause one look at you and my hearth stops.

Greek mythology

You must be Prometheus, cause baby you are lighting my fire.

Yatagarasu (the three-legged crow) - Japanese mythology

Don't want to make joke about 3rd leg

Mix of mythologies

Ragnarök

People are making end of world jokes and memes, like there's no tomorrow