Weird but Gold BL

Sequel is #2 of this list!

"Hagane Akai is just your average forty-something man... who was once known as the superhero Magical Ruby, protector of the earth! Now he moonlights as the magical superhero... Gentle Ruby!? Follow Ruby as he does battle with an evil organization and gets some sexy action, too! Now with more milking!!"

Sequel of #1 in this list

"B-list author Kouta Akagiri has a secret... He's actually a magical warrior tasked with preserving the peace, a.k.a. Gentle Ruby!! If he kisses someone, his magic will disappear... but he's gone for years without knowing the touch of another's lips, and so remains a (crusty and old) magic warrior! In a sexy(?) tentacle battle against the evil General Onyx, his wardrobe malfunctions, revealing his true form to his archnemesis!!"

Take National Geographic but make it porn and yaoi with an exhibitionist kink, and this is what you get!

"In a human defined Protective Zone for wild animals against their predators and providence. A streaming love story begins."

Basically his dick comes up when he eats food

"Namura Tsutomu has a special condition where due to calorie consumption, he gets a raging hard-on every time he eats. He gets help to cure his irregular erections from Kaiyama and Masaki of human research institute, who find his condition fascinating. Things continue like this until he meet the handsome heir, Shiga Haruka, whose gentle touch seems to help him."

This basically has no plot but is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen. When your smartphone is a living man.

***WARNING: THIS CONTAINS BEASTIALITY
Honestly, nothing to say other than, this is fkin weird but somehow entertaining in a way where I would only read this once aksfnajesfid

"A haunting story about a man and his chicken. You will never look at an egg the same way again after reading this story!"

Yuri? Yaoi? I honestly don't know but it's weird and funny so this chaotic story goes on this list.

"All teen girls in town wake up one morning transformed into old men...followed by some pretty awkward situations where the main characters fall in love with each other. Are they lesbians? gays? or is that a fujoshi's dream come true?"

When a smartphone needs its charger to charge them up and fill its charging hole *wiggle wiggle*

"I'm the latest smartphone. I can make emergency phone call when my master is in a pinch, oh wait! I'm out of battery, I need a charger asap!"

"A very Buttbreaki......Heartbreaking story about a shy boy and a rowdy boy meets up at the school library and little did the shy boy knew that he was GONNA GET DRILLED BY A GIANT SALAMI!!!!"

Me reading this: what the actual fuc-

By the author of the previous entry in this list, so we know this is wildt and weird to the max