The sacred texts that Brendan Fraiser would leave in the tomb because they're just average

Love stage more like love rage because no matter how much I hate it I always come back for more. It makes me question my life and my morals-- am I a person who enjoys gay smut? Or am I actually the lowest life form on planet earth, a fujo? I stay awake every night questioning my identity. Truly a haunting manga.

A fujoshi finishes reading her 173783th yaoi manga and gets incredibly horny. She jerks off to the panel of a slender bodied uke getting rammed by a seme with the body of an MMA fighter. She climaxes and comes all over her bed. Suddenly, the juices solidify and a book appears in a shroud of golden light. The girl takes a close look. Its Yarichin ☆ Bitch Club.

The Mother Mary of all yaoi. The cause of a deadly virus that kills the braincells of straight women and only makes them think about pee pee in ass. No known cure or vaccine has been developed till this day. Victims have been declared to all be in a perpetual state of climaxing and walk among us as the living braindead. Nakamura Shungiku is the nerdy scientist Tony Stark leaves hanging that comes back years later to bite us in the ass and leaves a permanent scar in society.

Nakamura Shungiku stays horny. She reuses the same formula, but shakes things up in a major way by closing the age gap between the main couple a little. And then she puts the play-doh into the same mold and introduces a 19-year age gap between a token side couple. Thank you, Nakamura.

I have no zany jokes because I genuinely don't know how to feel about this. On one hand I never fail to be horrified by the power-imbalance and general non-consensual vibes of the whole thing, but on the other hand I still wanna know what happens next and if the author manages to shit a miracle out of her ass and somehow improve my opinion of the top to any miniscule degree.

Kinda eufhhfgh but its one of the first ones I read so here you go on this disgustingly average list, congratulations