Aight kid dad's here....
It’s about time I needed a father figure
Don't worry I gotcha.... Ima just go google how fathers act real quick since I never had a father figure either.....
The words dad’s here makes me feel so warm idek why-
I'm glad, wanna go play catch with me? We could even go eat pizza after if you want to....
Pineapple pizza?
Hell ya....
Yuh! Let’s go old fart…
... You know back in my day's children respected their fathers....
Whatever…
You mean yes sir....
…Ok boomer
Dang dad not only did you burn the cookies, you ate them too?!
Yeaaaaaaa they didn't taste burned tho.....
I wouldn’t know…you are all of them after all >:(
ate*
.... I'll make you cookies tomorrow to make it up to you..... I promise I won't burn them this time......
Hmmm…why so many periods….I would say sus but boomers don’t get gen z language
It was popular back in the good ol days......
Dad tell me a bedtime story!
Mom, I want you to become my alien dad