There is the MOST childish "vampire" story ever. These are grown adults acting like shy middle schoolers. Other than the "occasional" bite with no bite mark or blood - nothing else is related to it having vampires in it. And it's just ridiculous to see 30 year old grownups shy away from getting close to someone they like. Like some prepubescent teen! It's sooooooo boring. Such a let down.
Can I Bite You?