❀'s manga / #crack(7)

funny crack manga of threesome omegaverse. even the 2 alphas are super into each other lol. so they grew up together and wanted to go to the same fancy high school together. but seme2 found out uke is an omega. he conspired with seme1 to fake uke's results so they can all go to the alpha high school. now in high school uke starts getting his heats. they fuck him a lot and it's hot. but then uke's kicked out of school for being an omega. and semes want him to decide who to pair up with. they find him working in a chinese restaurant now after leaving school lol. in the end they bite his neck at the same time and it's a 3 way bond. we see 3 years into their future at uni a little bit. both alphas in school, uke still at the restaurant lol. but this is very funny, the manga doesn't take itself seriously at all and it's absolutely ridiculous!!!!!!!!!

continuation of that crazy crack omegaverse threesome. now they're married and 23. they have a bunch of sex this way and that lol.

seme falls in love with delinquent uke after uke saves him from some other delinquents. seme wants uke to take him as his disciple, but uke refuses, so seme starts following him around. after school, finds out uke gets sales at the supermarket, picks up his younger brother, and cooks at home where he has 3 younger siblings. next day, seme confronts uke with these pictures of him doing that and uke is like don't show them to anyone, i'll do anything. and seme basically jerks him off and touches his nipples and stuff. after that they get a bit closer with seme eating at uke's house and stuff. then an old friend of uke comes back from the hospital and is like against seme hanging around uke. there's a bit of drama about seme's family being rich and him going back home, but uke comes in and is like you should do whatever you want, so that passes and in the end uke likes seme enough to go all the way and he says he only allows it cuz it's seme. no real confession.

this is weird. only the last oneshot is weird in a hot way lol. main story is rich dude falling in love with random man and going to work at his company. he then pays the dude 100 million yen to be his lover cuz that man said he could be bought over. after that it's all weird as fuck. the seme's hamster turns into a person and fucks uke's butler....... uke gets a hamster too and that guy turns into a human and falls for seme. also uke's bodyguard is a water buffalo turned human they rescued from africa....... and he likes uke's butler....... all wtf. but in the end the butler likes seme's hamster and they get together i guess. oneshot is dude becoming a farmer after his grandfather dies and getting heat stroke and masturbating with his vegetables. then a neighbour finds him and tries to help him by taking him home. after uke wakes up, the vegetables fall out of his ass and seme tries to help him apply ointment to his ass but uke enjoys it too much lol he's so sex starved.

this story is kinda wild. translations suck but i got it. two couples vol 1 and 2. second vol tells the story of first seme's parents lol. story1: uke is an omega who only pairs with pig alphas. seme is a pig alpha. uke is working as kindergarten teacher and seme is his student lol.... it's kinda crazy but apparently alphas can do kindergarten in 1 year and then 3 years of high school and they're an adult..... he quickly falls for uke and uke goes into heat, and they have sex..... but uke is still not sure about this relationship lol later another pig comes into the class and is uke's destined pair. but uke already likes seme so rejects the destiny and goes with seme. they get together but uke makes seme wait until he graduates high school before they have sex again, so 3.5 years later lol. story2: uke is a delinquent in a rough school. he's super strong and fighting in a park bathroom one day? he meets pig seme who is hiding in a toilet stall. seme is prince of a foreign country but he doesn't want the throne cuz his type of pig is peaceful and fearful..... but seme is immediately attracted to uke and they do it. seme brings uke back to his country. uke says he's not interested in seme and won't be with seme unless seme is powerful and becomes king. one of seme's brothers tries to rape uke. seme comes to the rescue after much resisting by uke who is strong of his own accord too. seme brings uke back to japan and goes back to his own country to work on becoming king. years later i guess he's done and meets uke back in japan. he gives uke a ring and uke is really happy though still keeping up the tough appearance.

ending is abrupt like shit got axed?? whole story is kinda on crack and their personalities change so much through the story.... lots of misunderstandings, but it's not really angsty seme's grandma loses a bet and has to marry off seme to uke. they get engaged and seme moves into uke's house. at first both express hating the arrangement. but uke is gay and finds seme super hot. he thinks seme will hate him for being gay cuz seme said something about hating being engaged to a guy. and seme thinks uke is annoyed by him moving into his house. so then they bet with grandma and win. they get a house. we see them growing even closer at home and at school together. seme starts getting jealous of uke's friend for being close to uke. seme's developing real feelings for uke now. but uke still thinks seme's homophobic..... then somehow uke thinks it's a good idea to date his friend to make seme feel at ease that he's not going to be interested in seme..... and somehow it was his friend suggesting it............ after a while uke realizes he doesn't like his friend romantically at all and he likes seme. he breaks up with his friend and they're cool with it. seme now sees it as an opportunity to do a full force attack to get with uke. and eventually they get together cuz uke reveals he's liked seme all this time and ofc seme liked him too. we see some chapters of them together but for some reason seme has turned into some pathetic puppy needing uke's validation at every turn wtf....................

side stories are uncensored. crack plot and setting.... just two dudes needing to have sex due to some monsters making aphrodisiac and then somehow falling in love along the way while they find the source of the monsters and take them down.