guy who's boyfriend stole all his money goes hiking with 0 clue and gets saved by chonky policeman with a tragic origin story for why he perpetually has a stick up his ass. Actually though, he is kind: just a tsundere and eventually the uke's persistence pays off when we think he's DIED and the policeman is distraught and rushes to the scene (he's fine, just a little head wound)
Orokamono Wangeru Naito