Kerrrr's manga / #Bullfighting(2)

-"I'm gonna tease this 3 ton horned animal to DEATH with pointy sticks while wearing tight bejeweled pants!!" -" ohh noooes the angry animal poked him with the swords nature put on his head!!" What a bunch of literal bullshit

List of alternative manly activities that could substitute bullfighting (and let me fucking enjoy the beautiful story horror-free): - Monster truck show - Roller derby - Crawfish racing - A Hell's Kitchen with Gordon Ramsey episode - Hot dog eating contest - Competitive puzzle games tournament - Extreme make-over "España" edition Yeah, las corridas suck. Top notch story-telling, ohh my god those eyes...