Stay At Home For Several Days

what are yalls favorite saying in your country or language that makes no sense in English?
Mines are
pran san ou: take your blood = be careful
fèmen tèt papa ou: close your dad's head= close the damn thing
po dyab: skin devil= poor soul
sispann jwe ak peub manman ou: stop playing with your mom's pub= dont play with fire
ou pral konnen jorge: you're gonna know jorge= karma's a bitch
ferme ta gueule pour la respiration des mouches: shut your mouth so the bugs to breath= shut the fuck up
Kolangèt/kolangyet/lan gyet manmanw: your mom's clit or your mom's little tongue = fuck your mom

Hello fellow mangago readers, could you recommend stories with AMAZING dilfs? It can be any genre, just that and a good plot ヾ(☆▽☆)ﾉ~