Stay At Home For Several Days

I dont mean this in an ' I wish I had her figure' or 'she looks good :)' typa way since I do feel that way at times.. If I see bare boobs or a nude woman, both hentai or irl i get so horny... Those tits and everything else I wanna do things to which makes me feel bad because I'm objectifying girls :( but I'm also a girl?-- and ig some girls ive liked (im pan ig) i wouldn't wanna do that too... And men hmm they're hot too but girls hit different.. Theyre hot and now I see why boys like them so much... Lucky bastards. Anyone else feel this way?

(Don't worry. You're not fucking anyone this time.)

*Ahem* Welcome to Blue Cortensia Academy of Magic! I imagine you're here to be admitted into our program yes? That's splendid. Now as you may know we study and grow our magic abilities, but first you must get your own magic ability. Hehe If you're curious, my ability is to summon a person of my very own. And yes I used it to make a buff long-haired dragon hybrid husband who's cold but very compassionate for me and listen here you little shit you would make someone to comfort you too! *Ahem* *sniff* Anyways~

Describe me your personality and I shall grant you a magic ability, which you will obtain from the great mage and headmaster himself! (who still won't give me my paycheck, the bastard-)