I tried to impress everyone by dancing in a puddle, I freaking slipped and everyone laughed 2 reply
I don't remember shit, but I do remember hiding and drinking loads amount of lotion, I thought it was some good shit. I don't know how I never got a upset stomachache after that. 1 reply
watching porn accidentally, the woman put a cucumber in her pussy and the cucumber broke in it, since that day i was afraid to eat cucumber
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I was being hiden by my older brother behind the freezer and my famly kept searching for me but didn't found me they asked my brother and he said he didn't knew anything, i was just chiling there behind the freezer without even saying a word or crying just there like that "(⊙…⊙ )" let me tell you i was still a fucking child like 1 year old or...... 1 reply
