I would probably annoy them by saying this has been my Wattpad fantasy for years now and also ask him hundreds of questions like why did they pick me and I'd probably give them compliments on how they kidnapped me but also criticize it and say how they could have done it better and differently and just being my super obnoxious self reply
Putting $100 bucks in a circle before playing one of those 21st century humor videos on repeat...
Also, wouldn't this technically make me prostitute because they're paying me to show up and i have to do whatever? Oh well... reply
