This just me but not showering before sex and they’re gonna do a bj is kinda disgusting, also dick so big it’s like I’m putting a 1L water bottle up my ass, and lastly when the bottom just say ‘wait’ or ‘stop’ is not really hot and I prefer if they said ‘more’ or ‘harder’ (ao3 writers did it better) reply
I got a few of them. 1. When the gay bottom keeps calling his ass a pussy. Once is ok, but everything damn panel is ohh my pussy, or you're going to get me pregnant. No bitch you won't unless its an omegaverse. 2. No condoms even though they just met. The world is a dirty place. You can't be trusting people so easily. 3. Bucket full of fluids gushi...... 3 reply
1. i dont like when there is a huge diference in dick size. like if the top has a huge dick the bottom needs at least to be close to the size. Hate it when the bottom will have like no dick like he is still a man
2. not giving the bottom a condom when they do it in public or whenever. i dont miind outside sex bc whatever but why do they act like t...... reply
1. Ahegao. Yuck.
2. X-rays????? Why??????? Specially if it's something ultra stupid that goes against human anatomy lmao
3. Cringey dirty talk (e.g. I'll fill you with my thick seed)
4. DRINKING SPIT??????????????? I don't mind seeing bodily fluids just don't spit in someone else's mouth. (Yes, I understand that when people kiss they exchange sali...... 1 reply
I might be a lil weird for this, but for some reason, I hate it when a couple gets to it AFTER they EAT. Like, it just makes my stomach hurt cause ain't no way they getting down and dirty after eating a whole meal. reply
when the bottom keeps saying stop or any form of denial and the top KEEPS FUCKING GOING. WHAT HAPPENED TO CONSENT ??????? idk how ppl find dubious or non consensual sex attractive like wouldnt you enjoy it more if you knew your partner was also feeling good ?? 1 reply
Shoving it in one go because "sorry, I can't hold back anymore"? First time and minimal prep? 12inch massive dragon cock? Yeah no. Rip.
The uke, probably:
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