Be A Dumb Bitch

Newlyweds are going at it in their apartment building.
That is to say they are fucking hard. But the lady was very loud. So the next morning neighbor John tells the man, "Look Mike, I'm fine with the youngs having sex, but do you mind putting some tape over her mouth so the rest of us can get some sleep?"

So Mike does. That night the young couple begins. After a while Mike calls out, "This ok John?"

"Yuuup! Fine!"

After a while he calls again, "This alright Johnny?"

"Fine, fine!"

And a third time, "This alright, pal?"

"Mike! Take the ducktape off!"

"What? Why?!"

"The entire building thinks you're fucking me!!!"

This can be IRL or 2D,

I honestly started falling for a guy who ghosted me and I know I shouldn't like him yet here we are.