Be A Dumb Bitch

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.


The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.” The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?” The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers, and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout, ‘Give me $20 or it comes clean off!'” “That seems fair enough,” the cop says. “So, what’s in the other sack?” The old lady replies, “Not everyone pays…”